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  1. Mick

    South Park

    I like the movie Krull, so I was very happy to see Jesus pull out the Glaive. It would've only been better if Donahue had let out the scream that the Slayers did in that movie.
  2. I will admit, that watching Dawn of the Dead earlier, when they all pulled out their cigarettes in the helicopter, it did make me want to smoke Then again, I think the movie got it's rating for the amount of gore plus zombies eating people, not to mention people getting their heads blown off at point blank range with a shotgun. What next? Are magazines like Sports Illustrated that have fucking ads for Marlboro going to have be put with the porno mags just because of the cigarette ad? What about the effect of alchohol? Yeah, we can ban smoking commericals but then again, alchohol causes far more road related deaths than smoking tobacco does. Alchohol has "Please drive responibly" as it's disclaimer....cigarettes have the surgeon's general warning.... It's just a bunch of ultra-liberal cronnies that are out to claim that all video games are the roots of all evils in this world. Why doesn't the MPAA just start blacklisting notorious chain smokers like Sean Penn while they're at it?
  3. Mick

    ZERO FOR PRESIDENT!

  4. Oh, ok. Well....the only other logical ship design research one I can think of for the Imperials would be Vader, but he's already too important as it is.
  5. Well, Ackbar COULD research. I don't know who to replace Wedge with, though. I figured Daala was better because she designed the Sun Crusher. . . As far as editing it, you need this program called "RebEdit"
  6. Rebellion WAS awesome, quoted for emphasis. I found myself using an editor on it, though, just to make it seem a little more...correct, like TIE Fighters being cheaper. One thing I did use a lot of was the "Cards". You could download character cards and put them into the game. Sometimes they were small cosmetic picture changes, other times they were new characters. I tried to get as many real picture cards for the game, instead of those little drawings they had. Plus, Boba Fett could now be used for the Empire. I also edited characters accordingly. I didn't feel it was right that Thrawn should be the top ship researcher for the Empire, instead I made that Daala's role. Although....having a lot of Jedi doesn't make the game fun.
  7. Her mental powers began to accelerate, and she became a non-coporeal enitity. She decided to leave the ship to explore in her new 'state'; she later shows up an older woman, causes all kind of havoc on Voyager, but then realizes that it was once her home and leaves, going back to the Okampa homeworld. It was the begining of a degenerative condition introduced in the last season, I believe. It was used as a plot device for the series finale. It was the real Tuvok. It's tough to say. In 'Course: Oblivion', the episode were they start to liquify, Tom's a Lt. JG, while in the other episodes past Demon he's an Ensign; when the real Voyager shows up, he's an Ensign, so probably not many. Janeway makes an apperance in Star Trek: Nemesis. Although not really 'characters', an EMH appears in Star Trek: First Contact (played by Robert Picardo), and also, a hologram is played by the same guy that was Neelix. Tim Russ can also be seen in Generations. C'mon, Riker was great.
  8. Wow, you guys have quite the circle jerk going on.

  9. It could've been possibly Children/Village of the Damned; I'm not sure what the exact title is, I know John Carpenter remade it a few years ago with one of those two titles, while the original was the other word that Carpenter didn't use.
  10. FLAMMMMMMMMMM~!!!!!ONEii~!

  11. Mick

    EWB Idol: FTW

    I'll sing :ohwell:
  12. That's present tense, not past ....I was tired? :ohwell:
  13. I was in high school when I played it :ohwell:
  14. Ahhh, yes. Some of us have a deeper inner pervet than others. And I am one of them. Why do I play such games? Because it's fun and porn at the same time? Sure, any tool with internet access can bring up porno sites and beat off...but the hentai games are a little different. Your actions actually cause the game to unfold. Like being an asshole to that hot little piece of ass? Guess what, you just ruined your chance of getting with her (...short of rape ). You're probably all saying right now "What the fuck, Mick? Don't you have enough hookers and dildos? Do you really have to sink to hentai games? Why not stick with real porn, man?!" ....Yes, I have to sink to hentai games. Real porn is fun, but let's face it. What male hasn't watched an anime flick or read a manga that hasn't wanted to fuck the shit out of some of the females? Christ, I read the BR manga and I was hot for Mitsuko. So, that being said, my first review is an oldie. In fact, it was the first H-Game I played, after being sent the link from a friend. GANGURO GIRL What is a ganguro girl? Pretty much Japanese teen freaks that have a deep tan (Or for those that don't, colored in skin) and a lot of make-up. In real life, it's not that attractive, IMO, but the good artists were able to overcome this. The object of the game is simple. Try to have sex with one of three Ganguro Girls. You accompish this by taking them on dates, and sooner or later, you can invite them to a love hotel (basically, a by-the-hour room, sometimes themed, where young couples in Japan go to make whoopee, thanks to the lack of private space in a residence). It's not as easy as it sounds. Taking them on dates is free, but they'll usually drop into a bad mood, in which you must shower them with gifts to make them happy. Good dates improve your relationship, bad dates don't do much excpet waste a couple days and some cash. Oh, by the way, you have 100 days to make some form of sexual contact. If you don't, game over. You have a handful of options to make cash. Tech-Support, Telemarketing, and making deliveries for a guy named "Big All". Each pays differently. You have three categories for yourself. Charisma, Strength, and Intelligence. When you work, you get paid based on your skill times x, x being whatever the rate is. Thus, if you have a strength of 10 and work for Big All, your pay is 10 x 5, or 50. If it's 100, you make 500 dollars. Easy money. Then again, you might get sent to jail for a week. Now, the girls. I won't go into too much detail. Aside from clothes and hair style, they're all pretty much idential. It's a cosmetic thing for you; however, when you do become lovers, different positions are availble. Now, cash has other uses then just dating the girl; you can buy shit to give them. Gifts and Items. Gifts imrpove the relationship score, Items help out a date. You'll need the items more than the gifts. Each item has a different effect. In return, she'll give you something (non-sexual) in return for a successful date; these range from a teddy bear to a vibrator. That being said, the game is pretty mechanical; those familiar with Flash can exploit it, and cheats for the game are easy to come by. Story, well....you're just trying to get laid. No real story to follow, you just keep talking to a woman day after day until you get lucky. So, if you're in a perverted mood, look the game up. There's two versions; one with a single girl, and another with three. I have the three girl one, so message me and I can help you find it. Single girl is free, deluxe three girl isn't. Remember, it's Ganguro Girl. Bit of fun if you have time to kill.
  15. Man, Track and Field is such a piece of cake on the NES. The only event that pisses me off is the High Jump, and that's because I want the fucking world record, but I can't figure out how to raise the bar But I totally pwn that game. For fun, I looked up the world records for the events, and laughed as I shatter them.
  16. On the NES, Blaster Master. Yes, it had a sequel on the Genesis, but it sucked ass. Blaster Master, however, was a cool, challenging game where exploration was a key. An NES sequel would've been marvelous.
  17. Does this mean that porno games will make you better at sex?
  18. This should go in the Coin Op Arcade. Shadow President is an old DOS based game where you control the Executive Branch of the United States and basically run the country's world influence. Does it cost money? That depends on how resourceful you are.
  19. Mick

    South Park

    I didn't laugh too much at last night's episode, I think it was mainly because I had my expectations up for Cartman to get charged with kiddy porn. The whole "I'm bicurious!" thing was cute. I just didn't enjoy it as much as last week's. That's a serious problem I've found with South Park; once they do something incredibly outrageous, it becomes very difficult to top it, so they have to wait a little bit.
  20. I'll throw one out. He's been dead for since the early 80's, but John Lennon. Seriously. Yeah, he had a lot of interesting ideas during one of the most volitate decades in the 20th century, but the man was no saint. Treats his first born like crap, gets pissed off at Paul.... I could really care less about all the peace movement things he did. For all his preaching, he abandoned his family. Wait to go John.
  21. Relax people. Realistically a Dark Tower film won't come out until at least 2009. JJ Abrams already has his hands tied up with Star Trek XI. Although I think this would work better as maybe a one week long miniseries. Two hours per book, seven books.... Then again, it took them 4 days to do just one Stephen King book (The Stand), so....yeah. I just don't think it'd be feasible if it were done as a film. Too complex, seven stories. You're looking at a project bigger than Lord of the Rings.
  22. Yeah, but it was damn annoying.
  23. Yeah, the computer sucks. I had a match against Chris Masters where he did nothing but upper body submissions on me; good thing I was close to the rope the whole time. I exacted my revenge by making the bitch tap to the Masterlock
  24. A little prior memory from the computer would be nice in this game. So I can beat Kurt Angle in the submissions match 17-0 at 'Mania, but I'm not good enough to challenge for his title? WTF. I'm not too impressed with it, to me it seems like SvR'06 with a couple of tweaked features. I've found a couple glitches on it. For example, if you use the Hogan entrance way moves, if you're holding a belt you won't come out with it, yet it magically appears once you get on the ramp. Just...same game, different roster. I started off on RAW, and gave up once I got traded to SmackDown. I miss No Mercy
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