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  1. And the terrorists were over-zealous, But it was sweet when they killed Ellis

    1. King Ellis
    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Yeah, like I'm the only guy that hates you, jerk.

    3. Berober

      Berober

      He's gonna die, die, die, die, die hard!

  2. Apparently bigfoot does exist. I bet I could take 'im though.

    1. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      Say his name three times in the dark and he'll steal all of your salted meats.

  3. Arizona smells funny.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Just like the DEMON Kane

  4. Baddar's uncle is the worst.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      -1 for Baddar...'s Uncle

    2. LL!
  5. Bam Neely

    1. HC

      HC

      Can we make this an everyday thing?

    2. Noah
  6. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

  7. Bas Rutten, noted literary critic.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      ''Now Ron was deadly afraid of spiders, but Harry took one down by the legs and started making toothpaste of his face.''

      Harry Potter, spoken by Bas Rutten.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      You have no idea who Bas Rutten is do you Jason?

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      It actually sounds like Jason knows exactly who Bas Rutten is.

  8. Before you jump on the Ryder bandwagon, remember that Curt Hawkins needs some love. Will you abandon him in his time of need?

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    2. Lineker
    3. MBDTF

      MBDTF

      Abandon him? I never went to him in the first place.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'm backing Drew McIntyre, dammit.

  9. Bellator is on Australian tv? Could be good.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Lucky Aussies.

      But still, isn't it a lot like you drinking coke all the time and your mom suddenly bringing home ''Supermarket Brand #4" and saying "it's the same thing right?"

    3. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Interesting you say that, we used to get NBA on the same station (free-to-air) but they've been losing money recently so we only get the local NBL. They did however change from showing TNA Xplosion to WWE Experience a year or two ago, so it's not entirely that way.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      And we never get any Wildcats games. Sure, they aren't the most successful team in the comp or anything... Eastern staters can suck my dry mining knob!

  10. Benji better give that guy his 5p back

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Benji gave it to me to give back to you but I spent it.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Pocket the money under the premise that it was just a smart business move.

  11. Benji is on track to being the most popular member on EWB this week. :o

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Seems to be, the like amount has fluctuated up and down.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      That's how it used to work with the Topday's top posters page. it's not a set period of time A to B, just the amount of time.

       

      And Gazz has now overtaken Benji!

    4. Benji
  12. Benji you don't have the most recent post in the lounge yet. Pick up your game man!

  13. Benji's dominance of EWB is almost complete.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Fuckin' Board Discussion, man. Always stops me short. And EWR forum too.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Create 3 more topics and you can complete a rare sweep of the recent topics section.

  14. Benkid we wish you well in your future endeavors

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      We were able to sign one of CAWs.ws top posters and sadly there was no room left for you on the members list.

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      @EWB Creative you could at least tag me for important stuff like this! :@ 

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Only moderators are given the courtesy of being tagged for important events such as these.

  15. Benkid your vote didn't count because Max Baer smells funny.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      This is a stab in the back, straight to the heart.

  16. Bing is viewing Gazz's birthday thread and a guest is viewing his profile. Gazz is clearly the hottest thing on EWB right now.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Well it used to be all about Rider but then he got married and lost EWB's single female demographic.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Shit! The Feds!

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Gazz must be wearing a $9.99 price tag.

  17. Blue Beetle > all

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The Big Blue Ant > Blue Beetle

  18. Brad Harris is the way of the future, current politicians on both sides just don't seem to get the problems of the common folk.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      PRETTY POLITICIANS BUYING SOULS FOR US ARE PUPPETS!

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Did Brad Harris join Public Enemy, Mach?

  19. Brad Harris, president of our hearts.

  20. Brad Jones has better hair than you.

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      My sentiments exactly.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      He shaved his head weeks ago!

      Oh.. You mean the other one.

  21. Brad Jones has magnificent hair. Not David Luiz good but still wonderful.

  22. Brakkus to be a surprise entrant in the Rumble!

  23. Bumsen Sie Sie spambot

  24. But Ed is a trendsetter!

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