Blaze09

Lies.

I thanked you both on Facebook. I consider that double points, because I was wishing the real yous a Happy Birthday, not the masked nicknamed/avatar yous on EWB!

Wished, not thanked.

@Meacon¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well you get any points Lineker would have got since he didn't even wish me HBD on my own status

I was barely on here over the weekend!

i'm on spring break let's do it

Don't tell me what to do!

Welcome back!

Don't disappear on us again!

*superkicks off a ladder*

Ah memories. 

Probably the same thing my dad did when I told him I attempted a pirouette in the kitchen for no reason, and fell into the wall: nothing.

Just shake your head disapprovingly. It'll do the job.

Woop, congrats buddy.

Congrats!

My little baby's growing up!

Or just use the "Eye" icon.

I noticed that after I asked. Thanks everybody

I can never remember so I do all my spoilers like this to make sure:

oh I didn't think they would work in comments they do

best comment ever.

When I finish building my Way Back Machine I'll get you one

The mirror universe.

The universe where the olympics start on July 4th?

Get off my turf.

Wrong, mine was the best.

Fine... I'd love you to love me

TEOL just killed the Foreigner trend is all.

It is very nice indeed... Maybe I should keep growing mine.. Trimmed it a couple of days ago

I'll get me one of those by not shaving for about 40 years.

Awww... Kids... They have such big dreams.

You can request anything you'd like, Blazeard. Doesn't mean it'll happen, though.

Nah, every closed thread should end this way:

CUT THE MUSIC!

What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape EWB sweathogs to SHUT YOUR MOUTHS while I take off my robe and show all the ladies what a REAL closed thread looks like.

HIT THE MUSIC!

Sousa Wins.

And GhostMachine too!

I have an aunt in Tennessee =/...but after that fuck Tennessee

FUCK CLOUDY

He doesn't have the balls to do it.

Do what?

I agree as well, not good. But it wasn't really that bad

It was that bad, no need to mask it

I didn't mind it

Why would you bring that to our attention? He's horrible. I usually have to shut off Sportscenter when I see him on.