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  1. King.

    Watching Vince Russo book the WCW Invasion.

    1. DTFO

      DTFO

      How is it?

    2. King.

      King.

      It involves the NWO and Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon working together. I'm actually enjoying it right now.

  2. King.

    If someone could help me out with my graphic request, Id really appreciate it. :)

    1. RanSting

      RanSting

      Shoot me a Private Message

  3. King.

    Not Pennys boat.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      No matta watcha do Chawly, ya gon' die.

  4. King.

    AVENGERS WAS AWESOME! The third act was tremendous with the addition of Snap, Crackle, AND Pop. I did NOT see that coming!!!!

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      SPOILERS YOU FUCK!!!1

  5. King.

    Would you watch a series called "Drunk Booking" where the people get shitfaced and book TNA better than TNA books TNA?

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    2. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      Fuck yeah

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'm in. ODB? Who you callin' an ODB?

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      Scott Steiner would

  6. King.

    This is scary. http://youtu.be/xoVQs0GLlUg

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      that 2nd clip was pretty convincing

  7. King.

    If I was a UFC fighter, my theme music would be Cotton Eye Joe.

    1. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I'd like you to come out to Barbie Girl instead.

    2. Lint

      Lint

      How about I Touch Myself

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      If you were a UFC fighter, I'd choke you out.

  8. King.

    Anyone know their way around After Effects? Need some help.

  9. King.

    Right now, every bar has a drunk girl with mascara running down her face. Her name is Jackie & HAVE YOU SEEN TARA SHE CAN'T FIND TARA!

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Is she the most beautiful girl in the world?

    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      And are you sorry?

  10. King.

    We should've renamed this place EWBVI by now.

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      We should just go with a colon and then a subtitle from now on. "EWB: The Wrath of Kliq" or something to that effect

    3. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      EWB VI: The Undiscovered Country

    4. Adam

      Adam

      Just call it 'EWB' again. All the cool film reboots just dropped the numbers after all.

  11. King.

    Just saw a sign for "DUI classes". That seems like an easy class.

    1. SRN

      SRN

      You woke up with crabs, right?

    2. Rich

      Rich

      THAT'S DIALING UNDER THE INFLUENCE!

  12. King.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHKYU7eZqCk
  13. King.

    I like to fill my blow up doll with helium so it plays hard to get.

  14. King.

    I'm going to shamelessly plug. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba0Zql-sVAw

  15. King.

    That awkward moment when she shits her pants.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      I read that as "when HE shits her pants". That's a much more interesting story.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I read it as when she shits YOUR pants.

  16. King.

    I decided today that I'm giving my signed headshot to people I don't care enough about to buy a real Christmas gift for.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

  17. King.

    Backstage at Survivor Series. Be jealous.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      How did you manage that?

    3. King.

      King.

      Became friends with stunt guy after my company became the go-to folks for specialty vehicles whenever their in NY.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'm home, watching football, having a nice strong drink, and about to have sex. Enjoy your show.

  18. King.

    If you know anything about wordpress, please see my post in Computing. Urgent help needed.

  19. King.

    I want to go back to sleep.

  20. King.

    Hey you guys like zombies? Check out the latest episode of my web series. Kthxbye. http://youtu.be/UrqQ7OzqjTo

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I subscribed but never watched an episode. [/feintpraise]

  21. King.

    Looking for 5 more volunteers to help out with the THEM diary. Message if interested.

  22. King.

    boobs.

  23. King.

    Points you towards the Graphics requests, where he needs urgent help cutting out a photo for a retirement party. Please help. :)

    1. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      All done bro :)

    2. Rich

      Rich

      Awwww. and I just got my scissors out :(

  24. King.

    Matters what you hired him for. I'd imagine he'd be an amazing lawn ornament.

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