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  1. Hobo

    Alundra Blaze, even.

  2. Hobo

    One day you should change your name to Alundra.

  3. Hobo

    You tell 'em Steve-Dave!

  4. Hobo

    Matt Hardy just need a hug.

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Jeff Hardy's upper arm needs a hug from his belt.

  5. Hobo

    My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Bunch of savages on this forum...

    3. Mick

      Mick

      ...37?!

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Aaaaaand that's 38. Bit too much teeth though. :/

  6. Hobo

    Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albaaaano!

  7. Hobo

    Finally found out where I know CM Punk's new theme from, it's Stone Cold Steve Austin's Hall of Fame video.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      That CM Punk is always stealing music. Why, even his last music was stolen from the intro to Good Eddie's streams!

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      What. Is NOTHING sacred anymore?!

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      Randy Orton feels somewhat shortchanged.

  8. Hobo

    Last night I dreamt of the death of Crow T Robot. I think my MST3k obsession has gone too far.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

  9. Hobo

    YOKOZUNA FROM JAPAN!

  10. Hobo

    OOOOH YEEAAH!

  11. Hobo

    I'm bring back ſ , ſo that I may addreſs ſousa thuſly!

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Good night was it?

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      It waſ.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, ſuck you, ooh-ooh-ooh.

  12. Hobo

    My name is Finlay, you killed my father, prepare to die!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      STOP SAYING THAT, FELLA!

  13. Hobo

    Sousa released Chavo!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sousa released the Best of Chavo/Hornswoggle 3 DVD Boxset. Featuring 5 hours of interviews from JR, HBK and Bret Hart on the feud of the 2009.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I did. Because if you love something, you set it free. :'(

  14. Hobo

    Americans, fucking your wives!? Losers.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Canadians and Mexicans too. Don't discriminate.

  15. Hobo

    You shut up, Mikey! You shut up! You folks don’t give no matches to Mikey, you hear?! You hear! You hear me?! You hear me! I don’t care what Mikey say or Mikey do. You do not give matches to Mikey! I don’t care if Mikey crawls in your window stark naked with a big ol’ knife! You don’t give no matches to Mikey!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Mikey's getting the Zack Ryder treatment, huh?

  16. Hobo

    It's Bloomsday, celebrate it by feeding a cat, perving on girls at the beach and going to brothels!

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I do that every day...

  17. Hobo

    According to revent topics, Kirkland is remaking The Crow.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hopefully he'll take the starring role and that'll be the end of that.

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Dibs on loading the prop guns...

  18. Hobo

    Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my love and my lady is the sea.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Sousa, Hobo is hitting on your wife.

    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      On a note other than Hobo hitting on Sousa's wife, that's a fine song.

  19. Hobo

    Wrestling Mantaurs

  20. Hobo

    TNA makes me hurt.

  21. Hobo

    impregnated Skummy.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      I was wondering what that was.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Now I've made myself want to watch Junior.

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      I've made myself want to watch Alien.

  22. Hobo

    Now, wherever you are, stop what you are doing and snap into a Slim Jim. Even if you don't have access to Slim Jims.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I wish I could get a Slim Jim :( Stupid Australia.

  23. Hobo

    Now, whever you are, stop what you are doing and snap into a Slim Jim. Even if you don't have access to Slim Jims.

  24. Hobo

    Rowsdower, Zap Rowsdower.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!

    3. Josh

      Josh

      So are you gonna be a mountie or a fishing guide when you grow up?

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Zap Rowsdower took on 5 men armed with guns UPHILL for your sins. well, for his, but still.

  25. Hobo

    Today, is EWB's version of the death of bin Laden. viperlike has been banned!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The banning of viperlike was illegall and not at all 'justice'.

    3. Rusty3:16

      Rusty3:16

      but who is gonna call every member of the Roster "Young Man"?!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      This young lady, Kaitlyn, could be the best Diva on Smackdown.

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