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  1. Hobo

    Just hangin' out, hangin' out, hangin' out with my family...

  2. Hobo

    Young man, there's no need to feel down!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      If only there was a place I could go...:'(

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I hate that MPH actually made me laugh that time.

  3. Hobo

    Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      wonderful.

  4. Hobo

    To sum up. Nerf: RAR RAR, THE RING, TROLL SOUSA, Blaze: LOL NERF, Nerf: ARGH Blaze: STFU *Nerf has signed off EWB* *LD makes a sandwich*

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    2. DFF

      DFF

      I must be in the minority that actually likes MPH >_>

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      The majority likes MPH, it's just the same few people who say they don't like him over and over to make it sound like everyone does.

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Back it up! What was in this sandwich?

  5. Hobo

    Damnit, I appear to have missed a thing.

  6. Hobo

    I eagerly await jth1981's next series of WrestleMania main event themed 'jokes'.

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      You suck, ORO!

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Leave it to Ellis to take MPH's shitty attempt and make it something beautiful.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      Man walks into a bar - gets fined for taking a hit to the head.

  7. Hobo

    I'd like to disagree with Bad Eddie and Blaze. WrestleMania was... Okay.

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Yeah, that's what I was trying to say

  8. Hobo

    You are! You are! I AM! I AM!

  9. Hobo

    You may have mocked Jeremy Piven for saying "Summerfest" but really he was just referencing Soultaker.

  10. Hobo

    Did Liz Taylor dying kill EWB?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Or did EWB dying kill Liz Taylor?

  11. Hobo

    I just don't think I like evil Russo-Finnish Grandma.

  12. Hobo

    I just don't think I like Russo-Finnish Grandma.

  13. Hobo

    My journey through EWB's favorite MST3k episodes continues with Jack Frost. Things are about to get very Russo-Finnish.

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      The crows have taught me a valuable lesson!

  14. Hobo

    Dear EWB, please stop saying 'winning'. It's not cute anymore. Find a new meme. kthanksbye

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Don't say his name... He'll eat your soul :(

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Sheene was a stupid meme anyway.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      The fuck is Sheene?

  15. Hobo

    Have at you, sir!

  16. Hobo

    Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

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    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      Hypnosis

    3. theburninator77

      theburninator77

      Super Calo

    4. Pesci

      Pesci

      Galaxy

  17. Hobo

    Joe Estevez is tremendous!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Soultaker?

      Or another movie that's not as awesome as Soultaker?

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Werewolf!

      Man, I haven't watched Soultaker in ages. I must soon!

    4. Josh

      Josh

      Sousa . . . dude. Have you seriously not seen Werewolf?

  18. Hobo

    I'm a bit giddy right now, because I got my Masters.

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I'm going to subject people to The Master Lock Challenge.

    3. Powerhart

      Powerhart

      Are you gonna get your Master's Master?

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Congrats!

  19. Hobo

    READY

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Shift + Run Stop

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      PRESS PLAY ON TAPE

  20. Hobo

    I am currently watching the Rifftax of The Room. It makes the experience less painful.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I did not hit her!

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      I did noooot!

  21. Hobo

    ROLEPLAY 4 WRESTLING! - Coming Soon To Nowhere

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      DMN's guy vs. Gazz's guy for the Ultra World HardXCore Xtreme Championship - In an exploding arena match!!!

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      also i'm really badass cus i say fuck a lot, and sometimes even cunt

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I have the talent of Bret Hart, loved like Eddie Guerrero, as cool as Chris Jericho and hard as nails like Steve Austin.

  22. Hobo

    Dirtsheets are so called because when Dave Meltzer first started the Observer, he was so poor he made his own paper out of dirt.

  23. Hobo

    DaRealPerez is most active in 'Hall of Fame', I almost spat out my tea.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      For you youngun's, EW5000 came before 6000, 7000, 8000, 9000, Extreme Warfare Deluxe, EWR's 1.0 to 4.2, TEW's 05, 08, and 10

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      You're a kid. I played the original EW way, way back in the day.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I first played EW on an arcade machine in a pub in Cumbria in 1978.

  24. Hobo

    Being in The Nexus is like being inside joy.

  25. Hobo

    Soon the Super Karate Death Monkey would park in my spot.

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