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  1. Lineker

    an hour's pre-Raw nap turned into a wonderful long sleep. Time to watch what I missed....

    1. Quom

      Quom

      Nothing.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      It was a good show Quom!

  2. Lineker

    FIFA corrupt? No!

    1. Rafael

      Rafael

      CORRUPTION RAFA TIME

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      The second "F" stands for corrupt.

  3. Lineker

    a man walks into a bar...

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Ouch

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Barman asks "what're you having?"

      A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.

  4. Lineker

    Everybody watch Raw.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      lol

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Funniest status I have seen for awhile.

  5. Lineker

    I don't like coffee.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The lesser known follow up to 'I Don't Like Cricket'

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Oh no?

  6. Lineker

    SDM and Redefine Sick, I still need your addresses for Secret Santa. Please PM them to me asap.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      I wouldn't, guys. Don't trust him.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Just waiting on RS now.

  7. Lineker

    US Presidential Election live chat tonight?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      But Smackdown :/

    2. Dan

      Dan

      Great.

  8. Lineker

    Status Quom.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Down down, deeper on down.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Now there's a tribute band if ever Skummy saw one.

  9. Lineker

    DISCO FEVER

    1. Noah

      Noah

      You should really get that checked out by your local GP.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      You should really get that checked out by your local GP.

  10. Lineker

    Joey Barton is arguing on Twitter with t' Mirror. Good stuff.

    1. Pesci

      Pesci

      * Joe Barton >_>

    2. Benji

      Benji

      * Mr Joseph Park, Esq.

  11. Lineker

    it's weird getting a drunk phone call at this hour and it not being Ollie :/

    1. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      I was totally drunk and calling people at 2:49 this morning. Why didn't I call you?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Clearly the line was already engaged.

  12. Lineker

    Bob Welch :(

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I also thought it was the former Oakland pitcher.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      I don't even know who that is. Baseball is rubbish.

  13. Lineker

    you do the hokey-cokey and you turn around!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Don't you mean hokey-pokey? Silly Linekles.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      No. You live in a backwards hole.

  14. Lineker

    Stand Up For EWB!

    1. LexChaney

      LexChaney

      Get up, stand up. Stand up for your rights!

    2. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      Lemme run over to my E-MACHINES!

  15. Lineker

    Reports coming out of Italy suggest that Robert Kubica has broken his leg after falling over on ice...

    1. GA!

      GA!

      ... FFS!

    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      that's his season been put on ice then!

  16. Lineker

    Part III!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I saw the other day there was a bunch of stuff on in the wee small hours this week, probably should have watched them. Oh well.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Scarface was on yesterday too!

  17. Lineker

    I preferred Anne's diary, frankly.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Winner.

    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      How witty >_>.

  18. Lineker

    I'm really looking forwards to tomorrow night's Question Time. Really good panel, should be an intriguing watch.

    1. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      Who's on it?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Chris Huhne, amongst others.

  19. Lineker

    Steve Coogan is giving evidence at the Leveson Inquiry. Can't help but wish that he was doing it in the voice of Alan Partridge.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      A-HA!

    2. deli

      deli

      Knowing Me, Knowing You was amazing. Good Times.

  20. Lineker

    it's quiet. Too quiet.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      LOUD NOISES

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      TO THE BEEMOBILE!

  21. Lineker

    a mouse in the office always brings excitement to the day.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      One would imagine there are many mice in an office.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Not so much running across ones desk whilst on the line to a journalist filing their story, though!

  22. Lineker

    So it appears that Harry has gone to Chelsea. :/

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Fantastic.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      After I was mocked!

  23. Lineker

    Heston Blumenthal is all crazy sorts of awesome.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      Indeed.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      The best bit is Lovejoy's reaction to everything.

  24. Lineker

    Macbook or another Windows?

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      Windows. A mac is basically a pc these days, but they don't tell yout that.

    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Neither and both

  25. Lineker

    "The save game could not be loaded" - fuck you FM.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Not looking forward to that happening to me :(

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      It's happened to about 70% of my games. They were fine, then an hour or so later when I turned FM back on, kaput!

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