King Ellis

Sounds like today's the day for the beta for those that are interested. Pretty certain I'll be skipping this year to see what they do with 25, 23 will tide me over when I get the itch.

The Photoshop on his thumbnails is ridiculous. There's a particularly bad one for his Brighton Beta save where Evan Ferguson looks like an AI creation.

8-1-0 record for the night, Jimmy Dean is up to 13 assists in 12 games and 66% win percentage. Top night all round!

Fine, for you Jimmy...

Maybe, I could be on around 8 or 9 I think. I think Tues might be the bad day for daws?

Metal Gear?!

Daws said he's on his way as well. Baddar, Larz?

We ride?

Anyone tonight?

It's a good job Hughesy isn't here, the thing would explode.

The Jimmy Dean come back and hat-trick of assists on debut. What a glorious night.

Anyone in for 9pm? Daws, Twist and I are in...

This post And of course I've missed you, Larz might be worried about his goalscoring record though.

How dare you undermine the club backstory.

Could be around for a bit later, maybe 8 or 9 ish?

In the song Bette Davis Eyes for the longest time I thought she was saying "All the boys think she's a spaz" instead of "All the boys think she's a spy". All those mispent years trying to cancel Kim Carnes...

Birmingham City have sacked John Eustace for...*checks notes*...being sixth? I had to double check the table in case I'd missed something because I thought they'd made a good start to the season. Granted you can put it down to new ownership wanting their own man but it feels pretty ridiculous given that anyone at the club would have snapped your hands off if you'd offered being in the playoff spots this year. Sounds like they want Rooney which is also strange. Obviously he had a tough situation at Derby but it's not as if he's done anything amazing at DC United either by the sound of it.

Daws said he could play from 9/9.30 on discord. Probably too late for Baddar?

Daws was asking as well so yeah, could do tonight.

Say what you will about all the money pumped into the team but it's something that Newcastle beat PSG and your four goalscorers are Almiron, Burn, Sean Longstaff and Schar.

Even the hybrid controls they seem to be patching in according that page, whilst simplified in places, read like the special moves in a fighting game going by the previous years listings. It's like to do a deke do a quarter circle motion + right bumper + mash the B button with your nose.

Leeds are on so it'd be after that, like 10ish. Maybe slightly earlier if we're crap but given that it's QPR I'd hope we're going to batter them.

Not sure how worth it it would be. People love abusing the pace so I feel like tall players are pretty rare.

I'd like to think my efforts as the poor man's John Stones were a moderate success. I also have it in mind to try the Myke/Jimmy marauding wing back role at some point if we end up with a large group like that again.