GA!

Fully agree with them suspending the season for at least two weeks. They should probably scrap the whole thing and try again in August. The discrepancy between matches played by some teams is already too much to catch up on anyway. Darlington are six games behind Gloucester in the North; all but Braintree are at least two matches behind Dartford and Hungerton in the south. It's a mess.

Fun fact: 'Firestarter' is one of the first popular songs I fully heard and comprehended when I was younger as I spent the 90s struggling with deafness. Well, not that fun.

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 4 - SHITE

It's going to cost me more to take those shithouses out of my squad than points they put into my team. Kids, don't use your Free Hit on week 5.

In conclusion, I'm shite at FPL.

Guess who put three Newcastle players into their FPL team because they were facing Sheffield United.

As someone who has a ticket to the quarter finals in Rome, I'd be fucking surprised if they go ahead with the format. I have already decided not to go, even if I'm vaccinated by then (doubt it). It wouldn't surprise me if one country holds it mainly behind closed doors.

- Link's Gaff WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

The complete draw for the final. Tie to be played on May 15. Fulham or Burnley or Bournemouth or Crawley or Manchester United or Liverpool or Stockport County or West Ham or Doncaster Rovers or Sheffield United or Plymouth Argyle or Millwall or Bristol City or Chorley or Wolves or Southampton or Shrewsbury Town or Arsenal or Barnsley or Norwich City or Chelsea or Luton Town or Everton or Sheffield Wednesday or Wycombe Wanderers or Tottenham Hotspur or Swansea or Nottingham Forest or Cheltenham or Manchester City or Brentford or Leicester or Brighton or Blackpool vs. Fulham or Burnley or Bournemouth or Crawley or Manchester United or Liverpool or Stockport County or West Ham or Doncaster Rovers or Sheffield United or Plymouth Argyle or Millwall or Bristol City or Chorley or Wolves or Southampton or Shrewsbury Town or Arsenal or Barnsley or Norwich City or Chelsea or Luton Town or Everton or Sheffield Wednesday or Wycombe Wanderers or Tottenham Hotspur or Swansea or Nottingham Forest or Cheltenham or Manchester City or Brentford or Leicester or Brighton or Blackpool

Tottenham / Wycombe was a cracking game 3 or 4 years ago, hope it gets on TV this time.

1000/1 now for a Marine win. Tempting...

Klopp is actually playing the likes of Salah. What a plum.

Salah to come on when they're 5-0 up after 30 minutes.

Linking back to talk elsewhere, the 90s is basically a massive wad of comfort food. It's not especially innovative or substantial but I love the period. But not to worry, we're a couple of years here from peak nu-metal.

I know Channel 4 have ordered 6 series over 3 years so it won't happen, but these one-offs would be a great way to fill time until it's possible to have an audience again... I take it season 11 onwards won't have team tasks for the forseeable either.

Agreed! I take it they were chosen because their schedules won’t allow them to commit to a longer series, but this was a good selection. Also

Reminder that the one-off New Year's Treat special is tonight at 9pm.

He was given a lot of time to get things right at Grimsby (i.e. he got four attempts at the Conference play-offs to get it right, which is unheard of in modern day football) but had created a fantastic team by the time our time came. Hopefully with the new owners about to be in place he's afforded the same opportunity since our squad is a fucking mess at the moment.

Paul Hurst is Grimsby’s manager again. Yay?

Mike Bassett England Manager

Fans are campaigning for our chairman to fuck off basically (a long time coming). I knew about Alex May when he was sniffing around Notts County, and our guy decides to set up a company with them? Absolutely disgraceful behaviour. Our Chairman was also a prominent councillor and he's had to step down from his duties. He should've sold up years ago - on his watch we plunged into the Conference for 7 years, and at the moment it feels like we're odds-on to drop out of the league again. We wouldn't want Sol Campbell as our manager either. He applied for the Grimsby job that eventually went to Michael Jolley and then cried racism. There's absolutely an issue with racism in football management, but Campbell came across as a deluded hypocrite around that time when he was doing press... nobody in their right mind would have hired him then. Now I'd say he would do okay but he burned that bridge.

Creed

Don't suppose you've got a handy Taskmaster NZ folder in your Google Drive, @K?