GA!

Smashing Pumpkins have announced a double-album, Cyr, coming out in November. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is one of my favourite albums, but I just don't think Corgan's got it in him to write anything on that level anymore.

Macclesfield were sadly in trouble, pandemic or not. Anyone else who dies from this point on is the victim of the Premier League's greed and failed promises by the FA to divert profits to lower levels down to grassroots. Lower league football clubs live on an edgy existence at the best of times and it's terrible the Premier League teams can pay £20 million for some shithouse player when it'll take a Crewe or Oldham 10/15/20 years to have a £20 million turnover.

Should've red flagged for that big accident. Took out 1/4 of the field!

The Devil All The Time. Too many cheap tricks in search of that Academy Award for me.

Oh Captain! My captain! Not next week though.

I might try out some chunky bois pushing each other. That guide is really helpful, @K!

Hmmmmmm... probably should have picked Salah as my captain.

I like Wimbledon's long-term prospects.

No you didn't.

I don't think there's a bad series. In fact, there's only ever been one bad contestant (Iain Stirling, what a cockend).

A 15-year-old just scored for Grimsby in their EFL Cup game, birth date 2004. Younger than this iteration of EWB, just in case you want to feel old.

grimsby already losing i'm off for a nap

That's the other aspect I don't get. "I don't trust the government and its overarching powers that debilitates the aspirations of the common man, I better..." *checks notes* "...vote for the far-right". Someone needs to tell them they'll never be successful and never win the Lottery, so socialists are probably their friends. Besides, I look cool in a mask. And not just because my mouth moves weirdly when I talk

Paul Merson too what a fucking double whammy of cunts

Not that I condone any of these, but why is a mask-denier also, for example, uniformly a racist and doesn't believe in climate change? Why is the other two part of a package deal? Can't somebody understand the need for masks but would also like to kick a polar bear in the dick? I also wonder if Le Tissier is acting up now to try and angle for a job at that rumoured UK version of Fox News.

I wonder if Matt Le Tissier has always been a crackpot, or if social media turned him into one. I genuinely wonder about these people; these people who cry "sheeple" but also somehow have the same opinion on everything.

Can't believe I'm missing out on seeing Bond on the big screen.

90s horror is my favourite era after 1950s horror/sci-fi. But maybe I just like a world without social media and with that wet hair look.

I'll fill in my reasons later... The Truman Show Blue Velvet Donnie Darko The 400 Blows The Apartment Invasion of the Bodysnatchers (1956) Jaws Network Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me Adaptation

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Devastating news. He had such a career ahead of him too but it seems like he went through a lot of pain just to get to where he did. RIP.

Metallica's S&M 2 is out. Had a blast watching it in the cinema last autumn.

I take it the idea is to consolidate studio-based pundits and pundits stood at the top of stadiums for Soccer Saturday so they're on screen for more than one day a week? They had a massive roster of pundits tbf and I can't imagine they've claimed back anywhere near enough pre-Covid subscribers.

Oooo I like this game. Chelsea are Randy Orton. Always up there, sometimes get a random championship reign no one remembers, coasting along, and hasn't attracted any new fans since about 2010.

Enter Shikari and You Me At Six were the two bands that made me realise I was too old to be checking out Kerrang for new bands. Making me feel old at age 20, the bastards.