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DMN in the House

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  1. finally watching battle royale

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    2. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      Definitely. I'm down for either her or Chigusa.

    3. The DBZemon King
    4. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      NOBUUUUUUUU.

      But yeah, Chigusa and Mitsuko. Fucking hnnnnggggg.

  2. Know that, if I contradict myself... I'm only telling the truth.

  3. I'm Triple H right now... hyper, hungry, horny! :)

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      At least he isn't Triple M...meningitis, meningitis, meningitis.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Then do a Triple H... have happy handjob.

    4. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Is it time to play the game?

  4. Fuck yeah, Han shot first, he ain't no punk bitch!

  5. lol, Vancouver...that is all. Now watch them come back win the series.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Not happening. That comeback is being saved for the Pens.

  6. I'm not a huge fan of porn stars, but I am in love with Eva Angelina. She is damn fine.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Not bad. The girl I mean. Not your immenent self fun time.

    3. VerbalPuke
    4. TGWL

      TGWL

      She's not aging well in Porn. I can't watch anything new by her.

  7. Anyone who wants to play a round of Borderlands (PS3) with my brother and I, with a chat on Skype, let me know. Gamertag and Skype name are both sycoDMN.

  8. I've got one word for ya... puppet.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Well played, Sir. Well played.

  9. is watching The Hunger Games with DMNette. Lenny Kravitz.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Be is outdoing Srar's trick of double posting in statuses.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Is it true he stuffs scks down his pants?

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Carl is definitely the top in that relationship.

  10. Anyone on EWB playing 'Draw Something'? Really fun game.

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Yahoo Graffiti while we were all in an Xbox Live chat was amazing

    3. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      I don't think I have you on FB, Liam. I know I have Benji, are you on his friend's list? If not, look me up, Joseph Dmn Franklin is my name on FB. I'd love to play with any EWBer, I just have fat fingers and need to get a stylus.

    4. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      I don't think I have you on FB, Liam. I know I have Benji, are you on his friend's list? If not, look me up, Joseph Dmn Franklin is my name on FB. I'd love to play with any EWBer, I just have fat fingers and need to get a stylus.

  11. Man, watching Hardcore Pawn is a trip. Fucking sad, actually. It has to be fake, cuz with the way dude's kids test the ghetto ass customers, they should be out of business.

    1. Lint

      Lint

      No...they'd be shot

  12. Come back to me, ass ass

  13. is far cooler than Mr. Posting III.

  14. is far cooler than Mr. Posting III.

  15. Fuck I'm old. Went and played soccer for two hours, my level of fitness is abysmal.

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    3. Quom

      Quom

      On a good day I could likely job maybe 200 metres before my lungs feel like they are going to explode. I was playing one on one basketball a few months ago and had to sit down after like 5 minutes. I was playing a woman, she is like five seven, so I'm nearly a foot taller, it's not like I was jumping or anything. I ended up throwing up jump shots (that featured no jumping) as I didn't want to have to move.

    4. apsham

      apsham

      Holy shit. The last time I played soccer was just pathetic. Especially since we had small ass teams and I was able to get control of the ball quite a bit. I managed to score the winning goal by tripping over a branch and having my wrong foot swing over to kick it in. I was a wreck.

  16. I got those moves like Jagr.

  17. C-Mil gives Billy Graham pneumonia, update in C-Mil's diary at 11!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I coughed right in his mouth.

  18. Would you believe we copyrighted it?

    :P

  19. Playing Pokemon Red and watching WWE while browsing EWB on my BlackBerry. it's like a smorgasbord of geek.

  20. The 'The Rules of Attraction' naming trend is clearly the superior current naming trend.

    1. fr34k

      fr34k

      We are the cool people.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      I agree with Lauren Hymen.

  21. i'm The Jiz...and I'M CUMMING!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I came to spray and there's a plan to hatch! Now it's time to get down on your knees and catch!

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      And I'm CUMMING TO GETCHA

    4. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      My name es Alberto Pendejo~!

      But choo already knew that.

  22. I met her in a club down in old Soho, where we drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola...

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, Yoda.

    2. Hailtothechimp
  23. Statutory rape is delicious.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Only if done medium-rare... I like mine to bleed a little.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat right there.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I was only picking her up for a party...

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