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  1. Did a lot of drugs. Had to skip the 3rd day of Bonnaroo. I'm okay with that since Lil' Wayne sucked balls and so will Eminem.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I wouldn't have expected this from someone like you.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      I know, it's so weird.

  2. packing for Bonnaroo. See you guys Monday!

  3. Oh, the irony of Ronnie from Jersey Shore wearing a "Kill Your TV" shirt on the show.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      Is he going to wear a Che shirt next?

    2. tristy

      tristy

      They probably sell them in that stupid boardwalk t-shirt shop they work in.

  4. Jack Clark returns with an all new diary, NOW PLAYING in the Dome!

  5. guys i was so high last night woooooosh

  6. is thinking of a better time, when I was known for posting the Chynaclit. Leaves the memories alone, indeed.

  7. Scott Steiner: smartest heel in wrestling

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'M NOT A HARD MAN TO FIND!

  8. comin' after yo bitch, DMN

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      Why am I on trial! That implies DMN's bitch is underage, so he should be right beside me, sir!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I never said he wasn't.

    4. tristy
  9. Did they really just compare the Casey Anthony case to OJ's trial? C'monnnnnnn.

  10. Katsuya fears the Torrent

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I did too for a long time, but it turns out they're a lot easier to work than I thought.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      Until you get caught :(

    3. C-MIL
  11. officially one month away until Bonnaroo. vodkamelon 2011.

  12. The devil doesn't wear Prada, I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

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    2. tristy

      tristy

      We now specialize in basic white tees - only $400!

    3. brenchill
    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'll take five.

  13. 'Till the World Ends (SALEM mix) by Britney Spears is something I thought I'd never see. WTF.

  14. GET IT? PIE MEANS PUSSY.

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      The cameltoe is a lie? :S

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      So the Rock was never offering Lilian Garcia real pie?

    4. tristy

      tristy

      i always assumed Lillian was a big muff diver

  15. 5+1+11=17 OMG!!!!!

  16. Why didn't anyone tell me 30 Rock was the funniest show on TV?! You motherfuckers.

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Season 4 isn't that good. Season 5 is that good. MPH's opinion on comedy is suspect for obvious reasons.

    3. Berober

      Berober

      ...Community...

    4. tristy

      tristy

      doesn't Community have Chevy Chase in it? :D

  17. I'll pretend the board ate Revolution.

  18. Twin motherfucking Peaks.

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      Must agree, watching it now, up to the beginning of season two.

    2. tristy

      tristy

      Wow, weird, so am I. About 3 episodes into the 2nd. Really pissed Netflix doesn't have the movie!

  19. kill people, burn shit, fuck school.

  20. Kats has been tellin' me he's been getting intimate with girls.

    KATS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  21. RIP Pop Prom

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    2. Bigal

      Bigal

      Clearly it's time to bring me back as GM.

    3. Katsuya

      Katsuya

      Something about counting chickens before they hatch...or whatever proverb makes best sense.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      yeah, we'll see if Revolution ever gets posted =P

  22. i park my car (swag)

  23. GODDAMN BASEDGOD, YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH ANYTIME.

    1. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Please stop crying, based god fucked my bitch too.

  24. ban katsuya 2015

    1. Gazz
    2. tristy

      tristy

      Way to spoil my other vendetta against Kats in the Pop Prom, Gazz. FUCK.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Well, at least you're not as bad as LUKIE.

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