Ridiculous skill

[MDK]

Following up from the bunch of vids I posted in another thread:

Just clips of unreal tekkers. Example.

 

For those not familiar with football that is an outrageous bit of skill. You are basically saying to the goal keeper "I have no respect for you or your family".

[Lineker]

@Jimmy porn.

[DavidMarrio]

 

[Gazz]

 

 

One of my players lobbed the Walsall academy keeper with a chest controlled full volley from his own half when we played them in a friendly a few years ago. We lost 14-1 but we won a victory for beautiful football.

[MDK]

5 minutes ago, Gazz said:

One of my players lobbed the Walsall academy keeper with a chest controlled full volley from his own half when we played them in a friendly a few years ago. We lost 14-1 but we won a victory for beautiful football.

Its like that bit in Simpsons where someone takes the fourth or fifth bullet for the president 

[Moses Julep]

 

 

[Rich]

 

[MDK]

Le God is almost the definition of a luxury player.

[Krabby]

1 hour ago, Rich said:

 

Never heard of him. Favorite moments of this:

• 0:57 when he just bodies the defender
• 1:29 or so, he wasn't even trying
• 1:42 his buddy is so jacked up by the goal that he kicks the ball back into the net
• 1:57 bends it like Beckham, wowsers
• 2:10 that's not even a fair corner kick
• 2:55 getting taken out while slamming home the header, that's an nfl move
• 3:15 whoever that blue team is should have just been folded
• 3:41 he's literally just doing that to bully the other guy
• 4:34 classic lob ball

Seems like he was a pretty decent player

Edit: From wikipedia "Despite his poor work-rate, and lack of notable pace or stamina..."

Ahh so he was that guy lmao

 

[Lineker]

He was no David Ginola tbh  

[FLiam]

Didn't even get an England cap. Crap player.

[Gorka]

 

[Jimmy]

4 hours ago, Lineker said:

@Jimmy porn.

i honestly think about this moment every day

[Chris2K]

Along with Le Tissier I don't think anyone has scored more instant classics than this man.

 

[Gazz]

1 hour ago, JMarushin said:

3:15 whoever that blue team is should have just been folded

Is it bad that I knew which team he was talking about just from the description? Barry Venison cut off his mullet in shame after this.

With the benefit of hindsight, I'm also inclined to agree with his assessment.

[Chris2K]

I haven't watched the video for a while, but as it's Baddiel and Skinner in the 90s I apologise if there's anything in there that doesn't come across well in 2020.

[Bobfoc]

I'll contribute the first non-football clip.

 

Ronnie O'Sullivan is someone I really don't like, but the fluency here is undeniable. I remember watching it in 1997 and haven't seen anything quite like it since.

[Chris2K]

Just for snooker in general I've always been amazed at any professional player's ability to control the cue ball, and I speak from my many failed attempts to try and execute even the slightest bit of spin.

I'll add any 9 dart leg as well, again from trying and failing to get even one dart where I want it to go.

[Liam]

5 hours ago, JMarushin said:

Never heard of him. Favorite moments of this:

• 0:57 when he just bodies the defender
• 1:29 or so, he wasn't even trying
• 1:42 his buddy is so jacked up by the goal that he kicks the ball back into the net
• 1:57 bends it like Beckham, wowsers
• 2:10 that's not even a fair corner kick
• 2:55 getting taken out while slamming home the header, that's an nfl move
• 3:15 whoever that blue team is should have just been folded
• 3:41 he's literally just doing that to bully the other guy
• 4:34 classic lob ball

Seems like he was a pretty decent player

Edit: From wikipedia "Despite his poor work-rate, and lack of notable pace or stamina..."

Ahh so he was that guy lmao

 

My favourite part and the first clip I thought about when this topic popped up is the first goal. He strokes it into the top corner, over the goalie, with such ease. It is a ridiculous strike.

[Rich]

5 hours ago, JMarushin said:

Never heard of him. Favorite moments of this:

• 0:57 when he just bodies the defender
• 1:29 or so, he wasn't even trying
• 1:42 his buddy is so jacked up by the goal that he kicks the ball back into the net
• 1:57 bends it like Beckham, wowsers
• 2:10 that's not even a fair corner kick
• 2:55 getting taken out while slamming home the header, that's an nfl move
• 3:15 whoever that blue team is should have just been folded
• 3:41 he's literally just doing that to bully the other guy
• 4:34 classic lob ball

Seems like he was a pretty decent player

Edit: From wikipedia "Despite his poor work-rate, and lack of notable pace or stamina..."

Ahh so he was that guy lmao

 

From all accounts of anyone who played with him or knew him, he was the most naturally gifted footballer they ever played with or against at that time.

 

 

2 hours ago, Chris2K said:

Just for snooker in general I've always been amazed at any professional player's ability to control the cue ball, and I speak from my many failed attempts to try and execute even the slightest bit of spin.

I'll add any 9 dart leg as well, again from trying and failing to get even one dart where I want it to go.

http://flightclubdarts.com/london/stories-shared-media/?u=358381182&t=v&g=8e4aa667-d0c9-11e9-a3d1-00155d7d7200