GTA: San Andreas

[AJ]

It's a van belonging to Berkley. Zero's arch rival. You can only see it during Zero's second mission and it's most improbable (not impossible) that you can get it.

I want these things to take pictures of them. See here: www.rawfed.co.uk

[AJ]

alldawson: To lose muscle first you must lose all your fat. Quickest way is to use the treadmill. Then just leave your guy standing for a few game-days and his muscle will begin to deplete. It'll go pretty quick once it gets rolling. Then when you're down to the level of muscle you want go and get something to eat to stop it depleting.

Inferno: Swimming is exercise. So you are burning fat. However if you don't have any fat, CJ's body will start burning muscle instead.

I always have at least 10% fat which lasts me quite a while, that way if I need to run, swim or cycle far then I will just burn the fat and not muscle. I haven't been to a gym since I started the game (aside from learning the new fighting techniques)

[AJ]

As far as I know the only Tow Truck spawn location on the whole game is at the industrial/work type place just to the East of Chilliad. Along with a Dumper and a Cement Truck.

[Dingle]

I do the same as AJ, I alays have some fat, so if it starts "depleting" then I have time to get some food, and I only go in gym's for new moves, havent excercised for ages in a gym.

[Death Before Dishonor]

I always found mine near the Low Rider shop, forgot what it's called though. I know it's in Los Santos though. I used to pimp out my lowriders and then tow them to the meet.

[alldaws1]

Thanks, I've done it now. Instead of waiting around for a few game days though I grabbed a monster truck and caused chaos in the countryside B).

Also found time to paint my limo blue and fix it up with some hydraulics.

[K]

Make sure you're eating regularly to avoid the gym glitch. Salads will keep CJ nourished without upping his fat.

[Thomas]

gym..... glitch?

I got my bloke fat early on, and he's still fat now. Althoguh muscle-maxed.

[Dingle]

Explained in another thread Tom, its a litch where you cant use it or something, check the glitch thing at the top of the forum

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[apsham]

They spawn at the place with the monster truck and suicidal photographer outside of LS.

[Guest fultie]

Does anyone know what percentage you have to have done in of the game to do the triathlon? I'm at 27.81%. Kyky said one time he tried doing it and the whole weekend it said the clock wasn't ready.. that's what's happening to me. He said he went back after he was done with the game (100%) and it worked. So maybe it has to do with that. Anybody know?

[King Ellis]

So i'm checking out the San Andreas GameFAQ board when I see the following topic title:

Subliminal porno mapping revealed!

Quite attention grabbing, so I venture in and over 20 pages, a story of highly imaginative teenagers unfolds with various picutres to provide evidence of the secrets behind the games map.

First we had this:

http://img84.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img84&image=2d-samap.jpg

Apparently this was seen whilst looking for a supposed Homer Simpson head in the map. What is 'she' doing though? Suction? Tea bagging? This next one made it a little more clear.

http://img55.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img55&image...ap_ecubball.jpg

A rather odd direction for such a substance to take isn't it? Or perhaps it's a snake.

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/7219/SAmap2.jpg

Now we are venturing into the realms of optomism.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/TheEko/225838b3.gif

This just might be intentional. The arrow is pointing to the 'ear' of the supposed male head. The location of the 'ear' is the in game location of the Big Ear I believe.

http://tinypic.com/ule83

Maybe it's just me but if this was an intentional feature then wouldn't it have been a little more subtle?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/TheEko/62221c00.gif

This, this is just fucking weird. That said maybe the artists at Rockstar are into the more mature lady.

So erm...discuss. Is this just the work of horny, porno fuelled teenagers or horny, porno fuelled game designers?

[K]

Who the fuck are you trying to kid with the last one?

I will give you the first one, and only the first one.

The rest just ignore roads and make shit up as they go along.

[AJ]

There's 2 triathlons. One at Santa Maria Beach and one in Fisher's Lagoon in Palamino Creek. They're only available on Saturdays and Sundays and only after you have unlocked the whole map.

[AJ]

Yeah it just looks like people have taken the map into Paint and drawn any old crap to resemble something.

The first was intriguing but the rest went over the top.

[Farmer Reil]

There are ALWAYS some in Ocean Docks, and in the tunnel near Los Santos International...

[Gongsun Zan]

Easiest way to lose fat/muscle: swim.

Why? You can sprint longer than if you were running or cycling.

[Gongsun Zan]

Solution? Just kill that fucking bitch and pry the card from her cold, dead, hands.

[apsham]

Solution? Just kill that fucking bitch and pry the card from her cold, dead, hands.

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Or rather from her sex den.

[Gongsun Zan]

Or you could do both and make your own snuff film.