Worst Song You Ever Heard

[Jook]

Cha Cha Slide

Barbie Girl

In the Fucking Shadows

[Guest MuRd0K]

'She Bangs' by William Hung. Ugh. And the worst thing about it is, he is actually serious about his singing.

Heh, I think William Hung is most possible, the most hideous japanese/chinese singer with the worst song I have heard. I totally forgot about him.

"Cha Cha Slide" by DJ Casper

- It just goes through me.

"Chop Suey" by Avril Lavigne

- Basically just squeeling and screeching, it bastardises SoaD's original - I'm thankful that I've only heard this once.

"She (Fucking) Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd

- Ugh, I was expecting more after hearing "Control" which I liked, but then I get this. Horrible, just horrible.

*slaps LK*. You DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT put She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd in the same place as Chop Suey by Avril Lavigne.

Edited May 27, 2004 by MuRd0K

[Big Tuna]

*slaps LK*. You DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT put She Hates Me by Puddle Of Mudd in the same place as Chop Suey by Avril Lavigne.

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Agreed, She Hates Me is WAY above Avril's version of Chop Suey. Chop Suey was BRUTAL. She Hates Me is a good song.

I find it funny that MuRd0k gets even angrier at someone insulting Puddle Of Mudd than I do, and P.O.M. is my favorite band.

[Kristos Is God]

Avril > Anyone

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[Guest MuRd0K]

Agreed, She Hates Me is WAY above Avril's version of Chop Suey. Chop Suey was BRUTAL. She Hates Me is a good song.

I find it funny that MuRd0k gets even angrier at someone insulting Puddle Of Mudd than I do, and P.O.M. is my favorite band.

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If anyone insults Alice In Chains, The Strokes, Audioslave, Sound Garden, AFI, Gorillaz or Nirvana, they get slapped.

But if anyone insults Puddle Of Mudd or Chris Cornell, it's personal.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

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Errr care to explain what that is all about or are you just here to do the simple post whoring?

[SeanDMan]

Puddle of Mud are commercial crap.

Their name is very appropriate. They are just wet, mass marketted dirt.

[zero]

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (recently voted the worst song ever by Blender... can't say that I argue)

Britney Spears - Sometimes (Hands down, the worst lyrics ever written)

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (blame this song for the mullet and line dancing)

Verve Pipe - The Freshmen (Not only did I hate the song, I hated how everyone used this for everything they ever did related to school)

[supergrass]

Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8

The Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Those are some that spring to mind.

[Ol' Spanktooth]

"Maps"- Yeah Yeah Yeahs

"My Band"- D12

"A Favor House Atlantic"- Coheed and Cambria

"I Believe in a Thing Called Love"- The Darkness

[cthemason]

Anything by Simple Plan. Last year when I still had to ride the bus, a local radio station carried the biggest pop station in NYC in the mornings. My busdriver blasted this shit at 6:30 am everyday and the station was always playing new Simple Plan music. So being half awake on a 50 min bus ride with him blasting Simple Plan, the weak musics and whiny vocals slowly broke me down until I became enraged at the thought of Simple Plan. And yes I am emotionally scared from it as you can tell.

[Kristos Is God]

Errr care to explain what that is all about or are you just here to do the simple post whoring? 

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Postwhoring, and the fact that you couldn't have been serious about liking Avril. Really a combination of the two.

[D-Extreme]

Hanson's "mm-bop'

-At first I thought I can forgive them since 2 of them look like cute girls.....then the VJ tells us their brothers. *smacks himself*

"The Ketchup song" by some stupid group

- Demonic...AND moronic.

Any song by "Steps" or "Spice Girls"

[Commander Sheepard]

Actually, I forgot one of the all-time champs of bad songs, that I unfortunately had to listen to many times, as it was one of my aunts favorite songs: Macarthur Park.

Whenever I'd hear the announcer say that it was coming up, I'd have to quote the song itself "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Although, it DID give Weird Al a chance to parody it later on...

"Jurassic Park is frightening, in the dark; All the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiild..."

[Gongsun Zan]

I just listened to Avril's version of Chop Suey, and all I can say is...

OH. MY. GAWD.

I just listened to the first 10 seconds, and now I think I'm scarred for life.

Edited May 28, 2004 by Gongsun Zan

[MalaCloudy Black]

Hanson's "mm-bop'

Why was Hanson ever successful, in the first place? I saw them on Leno a few nights ago, and I swear to god, they were playing THE most simplistic song EVER. The drummer played one part the whole song (simply hitting the high-hat with his drumstick) and the guitarist was using probably less than 3 notes the whole song. Ugh.

[Troy Maskell]

Yeah but Hanson are obvious.

I've got one more.

Spiderbait - Black Betty

One of the greatest songs of all time has been destroyed forever. Thanks a fucking lot pricks. Now I have nothing to believe in man. NOTHING

[Psicosis]

One more for Avril's cover of Chop Suey. I also saw Ashlee Simpson's track on Leno the other night, and that was horrible.

[Lowerdeck]

Let's see....

- Whatever that craptastic Darkness song is

- Mmmbop (the sad part some girls still love Hanson lowers the value of humanity)

- any song by the Spice Girls ... or Annie Lennox

- Love Shack

- Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City"

- The Diplomats' "We Built This City" (why sample this udder shit?)

[R.W.]

The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song

The Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song