NFL 2009

[Cactus Drags]

Jaws is awesome with the right partner. Dude's a genius.

[Maxx]

Apparently there's a chance Donte Stallworth will only see a few months of jail time for killing a pedestrian whilst driving drunk. Thats just fabulous.

[livid]

I'm pretty sure that Leonard Little didn't see any when he was charged with the same thing, IIRC.

EDIT: He actually did 90 days with 4 years probation and 1000 hours of community service.

Edited May 22, 2009 by Livid Soprano

[kingtut307]

Amazing that Donte Stallworth killed someone, yet he is somehow still not as bad as Michael Vick?

[livid]

Vick violated federal law (gambling ring) and had multiple counts of a few things against him, most of which were felonies.

Stallworth has a felony mixed with a misdemeanor. So yeah, I mean if Stallworth had a kilo of blow and a 20 pounds of weed with him, it would be a bit more comparable but considering the fact that he has less charges, he'll get less time.

[Lint]

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[Lint]

double post

Edited June 2, 2009 by Lint6

[Maxx]

Dallas Cowboy's new stadium opened.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dw...oysstadiumopen/

pictures 3, 9 and 15 give you the best look at its size.

And picture 7 features Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson dancing together.

The whole place looks epic in size. Its hard to even comprehend that there's a video screen that large hanging in the middle of it

[TCO]

That is a beautiul stadium. The scale of it is unbelieveable, but being at the back must suck, because you're basically watching it on TV anyway, albeit the biggest HD TV in the world.

[naiwf]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/11845173

Sexy Rexy to the Texans where he will compete to be the 3rd string QB apparently.

[naiwf]

The Broncos are back at it again as now Brandon Marshall wants to be traded away too.

[Meacon Keaton]

And firing Mike Shanahan will go down as the worst franchise decision in Broncos history. I'm so damn pissed and we haven't even started losing yet.

[gunnar hendershow]

Broncos fans should brace themselves for a decade of futility followed by 3-4 years picking in the top 5 of the draft. Then things might be looking up.

Edited June 17, 2009 by damshow

[Lint]

Broncos fans should brace themselves for a decade of futility followed by 3-4 years picking in the top 5 of the draft. Then things might be looking up.

Seriously..McDaniels has already proven himself to be a bad head coach in the way he dealt with the Cutler deal. Cutler has been the QB that the Broncos have needed in years, yet McDaniels idiocy killed that in less then 6 months

[Mysterio2000X]

bwahaha, Broncos.

McDaniels isn't only a bad head coach, I'll go ahead and say he's the worst head coach right now. The way he's totally demolished the Broncos franchise is nothing short of hilarious (and efficent >_>). The fact that he hasn't coached a single game is irrelevant at this point.

[DMN in the House]

I can't say I'm sad to see the Broncos trying to out Raider the Raiders.

I'm sad to have to make that comparison, though.

*sniff*

Oh, and I'd take the Rams back in LA. At least I could like them again.

[gunnar hendershow]

bwahaha, Broncos.

McDaniels isn't only a bad head coach, I'll go ahead and say he's the worst head coach right now. The way he's totally demolished the Broncos franchise is nothing short of hilarious (and efficent >_>). The fact that he hasn't coached a single game is irrelevant at this point.

Maybe Bill Belichick has had his assistants go out and ruin franchises. Romeo never got anything done in Cleveland. Now we have McDaniels killing one of the NFL's proudest franchises. Maybe the feud with Mangini was because the Jets were winning games in his first year.

[Evil Chase K]

bwahaha, Broncos.

McDaniels isn't only a bad head coach, I'll go ahead and say he's the worst head coach right now. The way he's totally demolished the Broncos franchise is nothing short of hilarious (and efficent >_>). The fact that he hasn't coached a single game is irrelevant at this point.

Maybe Bill Belichick has had his assistants go out and ruin franchises. Romeo never got anything done in Cleveland. Now we have McDaniels killing one of the NFL's proudest franchises. Maybe the feud with Mangini was because the Jets were winning games in his first year.

To be fair I don't think Romeo Crennel ruined the Browns. Is that even possible?

[gunnar hendershow]

bwahaha, Broncos.

McDaniels isn't only a bad head coach, I'll go ahead and say he's the worst head coach right now. The way he's totally demolished the Broncos franchise is nothing short of hilarious (and efficent >_>). The fact that he hasn't coached a single game is irrelevant at this point.

Maybe Bill Belichick has had his assistants go out and ruin franchises. Romeo never got anything done in Cleveland. Now we have McDaniels killing one of the NFL's proudest franchises. Maybe the feud with Mangini was because the Jets were winning games in his first year.

To be fair I don't think Romeo Crennel ruined the Browns. Is that even possible?

Okay, he did naughty things with their corpse.

[Mysterio2000X]

bwahaha, Broncos.

McDaniels isn't only a bad head coach, I'll go ahead and say he's the worst head coach right now. The way he's totally demolished the Broncos franchise is nothing short of hilarious (and efficent >_>). The fact that he hasn't coached a single game is irrelevant at this point.

Maybe Bill Belichick has had his assistants go out and ruin franchises. Romeo never got anything done in Cleveland. Now we have McDaniels killing one of the NFL's proudest franchises. Maybe the feud with Mangini was because the Jets were winning games in his first year.

Should Chiefs fans be worried, too, then? Trading for Cassel and drafting Tyson Jackson 3rd overall makes me lean towards yes, but I really, really want to see Todd Haley succeed as coach.