Elder Scrolls V: Skeerim

[Mick]

 

Be wery wery quiet. I'm huntin' dwagons. Huhuhuhuhuhu. 

[Schlitzbrille]

8 hours ago, Mick said:

 

Be wery wery quiet. I'm huntin' dwagons. Huhuhuhuhuhu. 

HAND OVER YOUR VALUABLES OR I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

[Mick]

1 hour ago, A Businessman said:

HAND OVER YOUR VALUABLES OR I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

 

Walk away. Right now. (Intimidate)

[Schlitzbrille]

8 minutes ago, Mick said:

 

Walk away. Right now. (Intimidate)

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

 

(beat)

 

NEVAH SHOULD'VE COME 'ERE

[Mick]

7 hours ago, A Businessman said:

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

 

(beat)

 

NEVAH SHOULD'VE COME 'ERE

*sigh*

Krii  Lun Aus. 

[Schlitzbrille]

18 minutes ago, Mick said:

*sigh*

Krii  Lun Aus. 

*inarticulate death noises*

[Mick]

*Whistles the song of the Dragonborn while looting*

Oooh, Tomato Soup! Still in the bowl!

 

[Mick]

Maximizing crafting has its drawbacks. I have, thus far, bankrupted Falkreath, Riverwood and Whiterun, so at this rate I'm pretty sure I'm gonna cause a massive economic depression in all of Skyrim. 

[Mick]

I came up with the best way to kill Grelod:

[Mick]

TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT!

[TheGrandAvatar]

2 minutes ago, Mick said:

TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT!

Least he reached the cloud district at last. 

[Mick]

4 minutes ago, TheGrandAvatar said:

Least he reached the cloud district at last. 

Won't be very often anymore. 

[Lint]

ONE OF THESE DAYS NAZEEM!  BANG!  ZOOM!  STRAIGHT...TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT!

[Mick]

 

 

Oooooh, yeah, got the Ma-Cho Dra-Gon here, gonna cast a lit-tle un-rel-en-ting force, yeah....cause THE MA-CHO DRA-GON AL-DUIN SAVAGE IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP!

[Mick]

[King Ellis]

Excuse me, apsham, I think you'll find we call it Skeerim around these parts.

[apsham]

It's my ploy to get more action in this thread. I can't believe I've been found out.

[King Ellis]

I'm sure when they release it on Switch 2 and PS6 we'll get another swell of activity.

[Mick]

Me posting in here once every six months isn't good enough?

 

[Lint]