General Football Thread

[Colly]

Unrelated to that last comment (), but did anything ever come of that 'England player to come out' rumour the other week?

[Matt]

It was made up bollocks.

Tom Cleverley clearly blows cock though.

[Baddar]

Isn't he shagging that reality tv bird?

[METALMAN]

West Ham

And it is rumoured he will be joining Brighton in the summer.

THANKS 4 LETTING ME KNOW LADS

[Crybaby Bunting]

Bentelab must be doing horrible sexual favours to keep being picked too.

[Matt]

Isn't he shagging that reality tv bird?

I was referring to his ability to constantly play for England (and Man Utd to a lesser degree) despite the fact almost everyone thinks he's shit.

[brenchill]

Bentaleb is Tim Sherwood's son.

[METALMAN]

He'll have been brought up as an Arsenal fan then. Explains a lot.

[MDK]

Non-league football on BT Sport 1 if anyone is interested. I like non-league, endless long balls, full blooded tackles and people with my physique

[MDK]

Wrestling reference! He even said WWE instead of WWF!

[HailtotheYo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jX1xprEBx0&feature=player_embedded

[Baddar]

Someone had a bet on.

[Colly]

Dan Gosling?

[EddieG]

Not sure which thread to put this in.

But Guus Hiddink will replace the retiring Louis Van Gaal after the World Cup as Holland manager, with Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Danny Blind as his assistants.

EDIT: Hiddink signed until Euros 2016, Blind will then take over.

[Lineker]

BREAKING NEWS!

@JimWhite is on Twitter!

[Lineker]

A supporter of Swedish top-flight club Djurgarden has died from head injuries sustained in an assault before his team's fixture at Helsingborgs.

The incident, on the opening weekend of the Swedish league season, happened about 30 minutes before kick-off.

When news of the man's death spread, Djurgarden fans invaded the pitch.

Referee Martin Hansson took the players back to the dressing rooms in the 42nd minute and the match, which was level at 1-1, was abandoned at half-time.

"Everything is at an acute stage. A person has died during the match and we are in the midst of a criminal investigation," police spokesperson Ewa-Gun Westford told Swedish news website Aftonbladet.

A statement on the Djurgarden website said: "Djurgarden family is mourning. We cannot describe in words what we are feeling right now.

"Our deepest sympathy and our thoughts are with the deceased's family and loved ones."

[Rich]

Non-league football on BT Sport 1 if anyone is interested. I like non-league, endless long balls, full blooded tackles and people with my physique

I get to ocassionally watch the Might Grimsby on there, they tend to show Luton more than anyone else though

[Lineker]

The entire board of Uruguay's Football Association has resigned amid a crisis over violence at football games.

[Colly]

They should drop Suarez, he's clearly a terrible role model for the fans.

[Benji]

Can anyone suggest an app for Android that gives live push updates on scores for select clubs?