General Football Thread

[ZJ Penn]

Poncey southerners bowels.

[MDK]

You'd explode if you had a Scotch Bonnet

[ZJ Penn]

I eat a good supply of Northern grit to line my stomach and aid digestion.

Like cows or whatever animal does that. I haven't done any research.

[9 to 5]

I will be sad when Benji and Myke are banned, but, you have to be responsible for your actions. :/

[King Ellis]

I read the news today, oh boy. Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.

That'll be Thrilla and Niner taker our their frustrations over the Burnley promotion.

[MDK]

Shit! I forgot R.W supports Burnsley!

Eee Bah Gum!

[Benji]

I will be sad when Benji and Myke are banned, but, you have to be responsible for your actions. :/

I just pointed out how good Burnley's goal was, not how terrible wonderful Blackburn are!

[Gazz]

Praising Burnley is insulting Blackburn.

[R.W.]

RIP Benji & Myke.

[Benji]

If it makes you feel any better, Blackburn are 7 points clear at the top of the league in my FM game

[Lineker]

The Premier League?

[Gazz]

Comrade Chris Hughton took Blackburn to the promised land of 7th place and the Europa League in 2017.

Then he sold Jordan Rhodes and now they're bottom at Christmas. :/

[stokeriño]

"Zlatan thinks Zlatan should take it."

http://youtu.be/3XviR7esUvo

[METALMAN]

Zlatan is boring now. He's just trying really hard for attention ever since I unliked him on Facebook.

[Kaney]

Theres only two David Luiz's?

[MDK]

I liked the Hulk reference

[Cymbols]

Kevin Phillips has retired after helping Leicester win promotion.

[Gazz]

Bullshit.

Philips is the Terry Funk of football.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Does he have an older brother who still plays professional football then?

[Gazz]

Yes, Leslie Philips