General Football Thread

[Ant]

No but "I'll cut your balls off" could be considered a threat.

[Colly]

You don't say.

[King Ellis]

Unless you're saying it to LUKIE, in which case it's an act of mercy.

[Gazz]

Gabby's from Erdington, you get three death threats just going into Tesco Six Ways for some milk.

[Ant]

That's true.and that's just from the shop assistants

[METALMAN]

To be fair, Louis is possibly the worst member of 1D.

[Colly]

Surely not, there's the main one, Louis the football one, the slightly ethnicy one, then the other two. He's in the top three just because I know who he is.

[Colly]

Kevin Nolans been added to the Harper game. I'm getting the impression they weren't expecting to get good responses from some of these players, because now the squad is enormous. Basically they're possibly regretting asking Paul Kitson.

[METALMAN]

Surely not, there's the main one, Louis the football one, the slightly ethnicy one, then the other two. He's in the top three just because I know who he is.

Louis is a weirdo though. Hanging around with a bunch of kids three years younger than him.

[brenchill]

There's one from Wolverhampton. I don't know his name.

[Gazz]

Chris? Steve? Dave? Fenton? Jacoby? Othello?

[Lineker]

And people think my posts are bad.

They are.

[Baddar]

Shevchenko is following Jimmy Bullard, by becoming a pro golfer...

Former Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko will make his Challenge Tour debut on Thursday in the Kharkov Superior Cup in Ukraine.

Shevchenko, 36, retired from football following Euro 2012 and has since turned his hand to golf.

"This is the first big event for me and of course it is the first major professional tournament here in Ukraine," he said.

Former tennis world number one Yevgeny Kafelnikov, 39, also features.

Shevchenko, who also played for AC Milan and Dynamo Kiev during his career, will be facing some of golf's best young talent along with former Ryder Cup player Oliver Wilson and three-time European Tour winner Nick Dougherty.

"I have played with many good players in Pro-Ams but it's very different out here," Shevchenko added.

"I'm looking forward to it and hope I play well but it's my first event so I just want to have a good time and enjoy the week."

[Ant]

And people think my posts are bad.

They are.

Bit cheap even for you!

[MDK]

Linekers raison d'etre is cheap

[Lineker]

Get that French speak out of here!

[Lineker]

Lusophone derby is looking like it be a good game, Sousa weeps.

[METALMAN]

Who the ruck calls it the lusophone derby you wazzock?

I take it we are talking about Santos v Botafogo?

[Gazz]

He's talking about Aldo Montoya vs Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Lineker]

BT Sport did.