New X-Com Game

[Noah]

Blaze, LL & Kaney all died in one mission. A sad day.

Send in The Other Guys

[Dan]

Just starting it up now, I shall name my guys after N7 Dragons!

[Summers]

King 'Zero' Ellis is a warrior sniper. He's our longest serving EWBer now. The guy from the first mission is still leading the squad. I did some work in the UK and a Lieutenant joined us. One Gazz 'Judas' Priest. Need more English guys to get Jimmy, Dan, Myke, et al, involved. Might just start ignoring nationalities & renaming you guys to them anyway. I have a Swedish guy. That's close to Holland so he can be Lars. I have another Irish guy, so Jimmy can be irish.

[Gazz]

Avenge my upcoming death!

[apsham]

Yeah I just ended up giving up on the given nationalities. I think LL is from South America or something.

[Dan]

Ready to roll:

[apsham]

Summers looks like a buff Carl Winslow.

[Your Mom]

Am I mistaken or is Ellis a lady?

[Monkey D. Lars]

Seriously Summers? A swedish guy? We had a program here on tv 10 years back or so. Called Shin-Chan, in that show was a character named Lars from Sweden

But I feel honored being in your squad!

[Dan]

Am I mistaken or is Ellis a lady?

Ellis was a bald lady.

Ellis is now dead.

BIH Ellis.

[apsham]

I haven't recruited a single lady yet.

[Your Mom]

Port Said, Egypt was hell for the EWB X-Com crew. I wasn't exactly confident when it said "Very Difficult" and the panic was all the way up, but off we went. 11 of 17 civilians died. Also dead:

JP "Hulk" Sousa

Gazz "Nitro" Priest

Ben "I can't remember his nickname" Cuntface

and

Blaze "Just a rookie I didnt earn a nickname yet" Blazer

Sole survivor:

Oliver "Drifter" Edwards. Don't mess with him guys. He has seen things you couldn't even imagine. For example Sousa was killed by some new Alien we hadn't seen before. Ollie was indifferent to this But then the Alien brought Sousa back to life! Zombie Sousa proceeded to kill Gazz and Ben. Blaze died trying to capture one of these new bastards.

War is hell my friends. War is hell

[Ruki]

....holy crap.

[Summers]

Ready to roll:

The best squad.

Port Said, Egypt was hell for the EWB X-Com crew. I wasn't exactly confident when it said "Very Difficult" and the panic was all the way up, but off we went. 11 of 17 civilians died. Also dead:

JP "Hulk" Sousa

Gazz "Nitro" Priest

Ben "I can't remember his nickname" Cuntface

and

Blaze "Just a rookie I didnt earn a nickname yet" Blazer

Sole survivor:

Oliver "Drifter" Edwards. Don't mess with him guys. He has seen things you couldn't even imagine. For example Sousa was killed by some new Alien we hadn't seen before. Ollie was indifferent to this But then the Alien brought Sousa back to life! Zombie Sousa proceeded to kill Gazz and Ben. Blaze died trying to capture one of these new bastards.

War is hell my friends. War is hell

Holy hell. I have a very difficult mission up next! I'm now tempted to stay away..

[Your Mom]

My god guys it was a slaughter in that battle. I almost turned it off after Sousa killed Gazz, but then Ollie went on a roll and it felt like an interesting turn in the story.

[Gazz]

Damn Chryssalids.

[Your Mom]

Damn Chryssalids.

I felt so bad for you. You and Ollie were an excellent team. Ollie would perch up high somewhere and you would run into building wrecking those Alien bastards. And the ones would run outside would eat a sniper bullet from Ollie. You killed 4 Aliens in the last mission before Zombie Sousa literally clubbered you to death.

[Gazz]

I probably misplaced an apostrophe or something.

Dick.

[Dan]

X-Com doesn't autosave? Well fuck

[Your Mom]

My trademark Gazz move since he had run and gun would be to run right up to the face of a guy and then blast his face off with a 100% shot.