New X-Com Game

[Your Mom]

After Srar posted that I was in the team, I quickly scrolled down to see if I had survived.

I have no shame.

I have high hopes for you. As long as I dont send you out with Ollie

[apsham]

I'll make space for you on my team Midget. Summers just died a heroic death saving Ruki from those big bruiser assholes that I am only now encountering for the first time. Thank GOD for my laser rifles.

[thatshortguy]

Private Midget, Midget for money, do anything you want me to do reporting for duty!

[Summers]

I'm still mad at Dan. I wish he hadn't of died so I could have killed him myself. :@

[Gazz]

This will eventually be Ollie...

[Noah]

Watch D-Extreme get on all the teams before me.

[Summers]

You shall be one of my new recruits.

[Gazz]

I'll make space for you on my team Midget. Summers just died a heroic death saving Ruki from those big bruiser assholes that I am only now encountering for the first time. Thank GOD for my laser rifles.

Laser rifles?

Rocket launchers all round!

[Noah]

You shall be one of my new recruits.

I volunteer for all the dangerous/suicidal stuff, so that the cooler members may live.

[Summers]

You shall be one of my new recruits.

I volunteer for all the dangerous/suicidal stuff, so that the cooler members may live.

You shall be on capturing aliens duty, then.

[apsham]

I'll make space for you on my team Midget. Summers just died a heroic death saving Ruki from those big bruiser assholes that I am only now encountering for the first time. Thank GOD for my laser rifles.

Laser rifles?

Rocket launchers all round!

I researched laser rifles and pistols pretty early but didn't have enough engineers to build them. Now I have access to laser sniper rifles, scatter guns and heavy repeaters. 8-)

[Your Mom]

The Horror. The Horror.

RIP:

Lt. Oliver "Drifter" Edwards

Lt. Midget "Dozer" Shortstuff

Cpl. Digrind Sousa

Cpl. Cloudy Shazad

Sq. Kaney Murray

Sq. TEOL Xu

Rk. Apple Shampoo

I lost a whole squad during one mission And in the next one only Pepsi and Srar made it out. Yes like any good storyteller I have inserted myself into the game! Any volunteers to be my next set of rookies? I am about to use quite a few.

[9 to 5]

Why the hell not?

....

[Noah]

I thought I was ready to die.

Not at the hands of Srarty "The Butcher" Spice though

[Summers]

You already died in my game. First mission, death. >_>

[Gazz]

The Horror. The Horror.

RIP:

Lt. Oliver "Drifter" Edwards

Lt. Midget "Dozer" Shortstuff

Cpl. Digrind Sousa

Cpl. Cloudy Shazad

Sq. Kaney Murray

Sq. TEOL Xu

Rk. Apple Shampoo

I lost a whole squad during one mission And in the next one only Pepsi and Srar made it out. Yes like any good storyteller I have inserted myself into the game! Any volunteers to be my next set of rookies? I am about to use quite a few.

Congratulations, you've made Sousa's kids orphans.

Happy now?

[Your Mom]

I thought I was ready to die.

Not at the hands of Srarty "The Butcher" Spice though

I paused it for a minute but you are on my team

[Monkey D. Lars]

If followed every step in the tutorial and 3 of the 4 soldiers are dead

[Your Mom]

Another hell of a mission. Maybe I should have played on easy?

RIP

Katsuya

nWo Princess

Welcome to the Squad:

SQ. Quom Quom (Assault)

SQ. Matt Mitrione (Sniper)

Rk. 9 to 5 who was one turn from bleeding out when Quom got the final kill to save him.

[thatshortguy]

The Horror. The Horror.

RIP:

Lt. Midget "Dozer" Shortstuff

I can feel myself fading away...like Greg Kinnear!