EWBFF Ki-Jana Carter League

[thatshortguy]

I really can't wait until I tank the rest of these games and still get to mock Srar.

"Dude, DMN's Raiders Lite team beat me. You couldn't even do that."

"LD beat me by 268. I beat you by 37. Using maths, I've determined that LD is 305 better than you."

"Four score and 13 kicker points ago, I brought forth the ruckus upon Srar's face, conceived in hatred and dedicated to the notion that even if she won the league, I would still be better than her.

We were engaged in a brutal war, testing whether or not her team could close the gap to anything remotely close. I have come to dedicate a portion of this thread as a final resting place for Srar's fantasy football dignity. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this."

[gunnar hendershow]

1 game out of the playoffs.

[livid]

Fuck your team.

[Your Mom]

Yes yes step back from the ledge Midget. Your team won a game

[thatshortguy]

Yes yes step back from the ledge Midget. Your team won the only game we gave a damn about

My friends, no one, not in my situation, can appreciate my feeling of sadness at this parting. To this league, and the wretchedness of Srar's stinky team, I owe everything. Here I have dominated four days of football games, and have passed from a decent to a victorious man. Here my team have been born, and hers is buried. I now leave, not knowing when, or whether ever, I may return.

In case you're not getting the speech references.

[Lowerdeck]

Wow, Srar is about to take about the most crippling loss one could possibly take - a double whammy of devastation as it both hurts her playoff chances AND it is to Midget.

In other news, Urine Trouble (Dragsy?) is about to score 110+ points and lose by 75, which is just unfair. LD is a brute this year. Except when he plays me.

It's down to 65 now.

I was hoping to get to 200, but Manning didn't go beast mode this week.

[Your Mom]

I'm still going to beat you in the playoffs. Going to shock the world!

[Cactus Drags]

Wow, Srar is about to take about the most crippling loss one could possibly take - a double whammy of devastation as it both hurts her playoff chances AND it is to Midget.

In other news, Urine Trouble (Dragsy?) is about to score 110+ points and lose by 75, which is just unfair. LD is a brute this year. Except when he plays me.

I fucking hate fantasy football

In our NFL.com league, I picked Rainey up on waivers then decided I l liked Ellington versus Jax, Ellington got me 3 and I left Rainey's 34 on the bench. Fucking arse.

[Plubby]

Saw that. Brutal.

[Maxx]

Josh Gordon, 48 points, good lord

[Your Mom]

Sorry Maxx but I am hoping that was against you. I am clinging to playoff life here!

[Maxx]

Twas for me.

[Your Mom]

[gunnar hendershow]

The impossible dream is still alive!

[Your Mom]

Fucking RGIII man. Worst pick I've ever made I swear to god

[thatshortguy]

Lost by two points. Decker & Dobson (worst lawyer firm ever) doing nothing did me zero favors.

At least Boldin of all people made it interesting. Doesn't matter, though.

Why?

172-129!

[HC]

Fucking RGIII man. Worst pick I've ever made I swear to god

This is why I'm glad I decided to make a trade for Brady. I just cannot trust this guy. 30 points one week, then two weeks scoring 5 points each.

[livid]

Lost by two points. Decker & Dobson (worst lawyer firm ever) doing nothing did me zero favors.

At least Boldin of all people made it interesting. Doesn't matter, though.

Why?

172-129!

You're lucky it was even that close! The stupid waiver system prevented me from adding a TE and DEF on Saturday night.

[thatshortguy]

Honestly, you're right. The waiver system almost bit me in the ass when I decided to sub Glennon in for Ryan at the last minute.

If some stat correction causes me to win, though, I will laugh. On into ze night.

[Plubby]

Wow I totally thought we had 4-team playoffs. Turns out they're six teams?! There's still something to play for down to 9th place! You're still in it, kbusch!