The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[9 to 5]

Yes, now I know who you are and your gamertag.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yes, now I know who you are and your gamertag.

And you'll probably never send me an invite again because you know those things.

[Meacon Keaton]

I like that Niner is so desperate for friends he'll just invite anybody, whether he knows who they are or not. Poor, poor Niner.

[Benji]

A lesson to you all - keep your screen names familiar throughout your interwebbing. Why y'all have so many different names across things is a mystery to me.

[9 to 5]

Yes, now I know who you are and your gamertag.

And you'll probably never send me an invite again because you know those things.

Nah, it stops me asking others "who the fuck is The Heartbreak Kid and what the hell is his tag?" True story.

I like that Niner is so desperate for friends he'll just invite anybody, whether he knows who they are or not. Poor, poor Niner.

I like how my GTA experince lasts for over 30 minutes.

[Meacon Keaton]

You can kiss my ass, Niner! Kiss my ass!

[King Ellis]

What kind of asshole has a different screen name for viddy games from their forum one? Honestly?!

[9 to 5]

You can kiss my ass, Niner! Kiss my ass!

Pfft.

What kind of asshole has a different screen name for viddy games from their forum one? Honestly?!

Only utter cunts.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

You can kiss my ass, Niner! Kiss my ass!

Pfft.

What kind of asshole has a different screen name for viddy games from their forum one? Honestly?!

Only utter cunts.

I guess that makes me an utter cunt.

But that's why I put my forum name in my bio. So people like Niner would recognize me!

[Meacon Keaton]

It's been too long since I shot Ellis. I may have to get on later tonight.

[9 to 5]

Don't get me wrong, I am more than happy to play with anyone, but I like to know who they are so i can invite them.

[Gazz]

A lesson to you all - keep your screen names familiar throughout your interwebbing. Why y'all have so many different names across things is a mystery to me.

So make sure you all add Benji on Xbox Live, his gamertag is xXxCatcrazybastard69420YOLOxXx

[Monkey D. Lars]

Guys I just saw the Achievement Hunter guys do this let's all get up to the highest point on that mountain and do a race who is first down on the northern beach. Amazing jumps.

[9 to 5]

Grand Theft Auto 5 will introduce casinos, indoor-racing events and other new activities, according to recently discovered audio files.

Reportedly extracted from GTA Online's recent 'Beach Bum' DLC, the audio files hint at possible new content and missions, reports CVG.

Characters are heard discussing gambling, racing for pink slips, crashing arms deals, selling drugs and racing indoors.

The free 'Beach Bum' update introduced beach-themed races, deathmatches, parachutes, Last Team Standing matches, survival missions and gang attacks.

Heists and the ability to create content will be added in the future.

[King Ellis]

The quest to win Larz's only car starts here.

[Meacon Keaton]

What happens if you steal Larz's car and put it in your garage?

[MalaCloudy Black]

I can't wait to waste all my money in that giant casino!

[King Ellis]

I can't wait to waste all my money in that giant casino!

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about your loss;

Also, there seems to be some sort of in game sale this weekend for Black Friday and such, 50% off rifle things and various black clothes/car things! Time to up my arsenal.

[9 to 5]

Benji is mean.

[King Ellis]

Not so funny when the shoe's on the other foot, is it?!