The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Gazz]

Online racing has become so fucking boring. Criminal records, criminal records, criminal records, down the drain, criminal records, arms race (without wanted levels) and 3 grand for winning a 16 player race?

[Cymbols]

Might be up for some online if others are around...

[King Ellis]

I assume Crim Records is the race around the prison?

[Gazz]

Yeah, I've tried hosting other races and people who join through auto invite quit as soon as they see its not a race where you just turn one way.

[King Ellis]

Well, that's Americans for you.

[RPS]

Last night, I was playing in a server that was pretty much full. Some dude joined and proceeded to put a 9000$ bounty on pretty much everybody playing. Pure mayhem. I managed to score around 30k from that little fiasco. It ended with my driving through the desert with two guys in a sports car chasing me and a jet overhead blasting us all with missiles.

That's the sort of spontaneity that makes this game great.

[9 to 5]

If people are up for some fun tonight I could swing on by.

[Summers]

I'll bring the sticky bombs.

[9 to 5]

Great great!

[Monkey D. Lars]

What time are you guys gonna play?

[9 to 5]

Me, very soon. Dunno about anyone else.

[LL!]

I wish I could place a sticky bomb on Niner's face tonight, but I have more pressing matters.

[Gazz]

There's a guy streaming on Twitch.

His online level?

1000

[DoubleX]

Jesus.

Either he's been playing almost endlessly since launch, or he adores grinding mechanics.

Both are rather unsettling thoughts.

[Baddar]

There's a guy streaming on Twitch.

His online level?

1000

And I thought seeing a level 148 was bad.

[Summers]

Last night with Ellis, Niner and Port was awesome. So many great chases and epic moments.

[Gazz]

Bloody Port

[Monkey D. Lars]

Dont forget the epic shower party summ

[9 to 5]

Last night with Ellis, Niner and Port was awesome. So many great chases and epic moments.

How we lasted on 5 stars in that utterly battered car for so long I will never know,

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Was that you who sent me a party invite last night, Niner?