The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Benji]

So what you're saying is... keep killing Ellis to get more reactions like that? You heard it Ellis - blame Niner for your next set of deaths!

[Meacon Keaton]

Just when I think I can't love Benji any more, he promises to keep killing Ellis. What a wonderful human.

[9 to 5]

Why do you think it is I go out of my way to upset him? >_>

[King Ellis]

I'd trade my game in but I already snapped the disc in half after Benji's antics last night.

As if it wasn't bad enough having to put up with Benji, now Niner is getting +1's off my material! I deserve those +1's!

[LL!]

I was playing last night and I rolled up to a guy and honked because there was only 3 of us in the server and thought we could ride the town together. Guy stands there for a few seconds and than just shoots me. Like I clearly wasn't going to hurt the guy. Probably the worst mistake the guy made. I made it my entire mission to just kill him over and over again. Sniped him from a distance a couple of times. I think I ruined 3-4 of his personal vehicles in the process as I would get close and sticky bomb his ride as he tried to drive away. I managed to lob a grenade into the back of his pick up truck, he drives away into traffic and blows up 3-4 vehicles. I think by the end of it I had racked up 8 or 9 kills on the guy. I wish I had a headset to just say "... and thats why you don't kill someone when they are trying to be friendly with you". Fucking idiot.

I had the opposite, some guy rolled up next to me and honked his horn, he drove me to my waypoint and helped me secure a crate drop, we drove away from the filth and went on a spree, killing every other player within range. Then he jumped out the car, saluted, and went about his business.

Good man.

Hmmm that's pretty crazy. I was on last night and some guy had parked his car in front of me while I was checking stuff on my phone. I hadn't noticed considering there were only like 3 of us in the damn game and the last thing I would expect is to see one of them close to me. As soon as I get out of my phone I see him, panic, and kill him. And then the mother fucker spent the entire rest of the session killing me. I think he killed me close to 10 times before he was satisfied.

[Baddar]

I'd trade my game in but I already snapped the disc in half after Benji's antics last night.

As if it wasn't bad enough having to put up with Benji, now Niner is getting +1's off my material! I deserve those +1's!

There.

[9 to 5]

I'd trade my game in but I already snapped the disc in half after Benji's antics last night.

As if it wasn't bad enough having to put up with Benji, now Niner is getting +1's off my material! I deserve those +1's!

Great great!

[munky]

OK, so I downloaded the patch, loaded up the game and tried to go online. It tells me I can download the beach bum shit from the game store. I try to do so and I get an error message.

So, fuck it, I'll play without using it right? Nope. Can't play without the beach bum pack and I can't download it.

Grand.

[Gazz]

This weekend is the Vespucci beach party weekend. Special online jobs, missions and double crate drops.

[Summers]

Party time!

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Party time, excellent!

[King Ellis]

When's the party, lads?!

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Lets get a session going!

[Monkey D. Lars]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcapv1vldmw

I want to try this and hit Niner first.

[9 to 5]

You would.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Without a doubt.

[9 to 5]

Won't happen. Bloody parachutes jumps. :/

[LL!]

Parachute jumps are great great.

[9 to 5]

No no.

[Maxx]

Anyone playing tonight?