The Xbox thread

[MalaCloudy Black]

I dont think I am going to stick with this. I finally found a motorcycle like vehicle and was having fun driving it around and some asshole ran me down for no reason. And like he keeps attacking me. This is not fun

Also I am in passive mode yet he keeps managing to hit me with a car. Fucking hell

Yeah, passive mode seemingly only protects you from being shot/punched. And if you're in a car it doesn't do anything at all. I'm telling you, closed games. Just make Invite Only or Closed Crew/Friend sessions. I only play with the plebes if no one else is around.

[Meacon Keaton]

You belong with us, Cloudy. Not with those Sony heathens.

[probablyoliver]

Yeah, why anyone would play with strangers has always been beyond me. I've never found any enjoyment playing any game online with people I don't know.

[King Ellis]

Strangers wont ban you from EWB for thinking they're a zombie.

[Cymbols]

Freeroam with strangers is hit and miss. Races with strangers is more getting hit than miss, as Myke and myself found out.

[Gazz]

I tried playing with strangers.

Now I'm on the sex offenders register.

[Cymbols]

Both Deli and myself did a good job of demonstrating how not to do a mission. Edit- and then some twat blew up the plane on purpose

[Cymbols]

Oh, and then some cunts kept following me into every session, getting me kicked over and over. So, I've gotten like 10 bad sport pop ups and I've lost about 20k. Fuck some people.

[thatshortguy]

Shout out to GoGo hooking me up with the Easiest Mission Ever.

Now up to $60k, which is moot since I'm inheriting Uncle Rockstar's $500k, which will buy the house I want, its 10 car garage and still give me tons of coin to stash.

Since money's out, I'll need a new goal. Fortunately, this game is fun enough to where I don't mind letting one naturally pop up.

[GoGo Yubari]

Shout out to GoGo hooking me up with the Easiest Mission Ever.

Oh my god, that was hilarious. I wish I remembered what it was called.

[Your Mom]

Shout out to GoGo hooking me up with the Easiest Mission Ever.

Now up to $60k, which is moot since I'm inheriting Uncle Rockstar's $500k, which will buy the house I want, its 10 car garage and still give me tons of coin to stash.

Since money's out, I'll need a new goal. Fortunately, this game is fun enough to where I don't mind letting one naturally pop up.

This is a subtle hit that you want to shoot me isnt it?

[thatshortguy]

Shout out to GoGo hooking me up with the Easiest Mission Ever.

Now up to $60k, which is moot since I'm inheriting Uncle Rockstar's $500k, which will buy the house I want, its 10 car garage and still give me tons of coin to stash.

Since money's out, I'll need a new goal. Fortunately, this game is fun enough to where I don't mind letting one naturally pop up.

This is a subtle hit that you want to shoot me isnt it?

It wasn't, but now that you've mentioned that, it is ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!

Kill John Lennon! Dad, where does John Lennon live?

John Lennon is dead, son.

Really? Oh, dang it.

[Meacon Keaton]

Midget could be talking about rainbows, and I'd assume it's some kind of subtle hint toward shooting Srar.

[Gazz]

*Srar has unlocked 'Merryweather Security Airstrike'*

[DoubleX]

I'm going to jump on soon, anyone online right now?

[MDK]

45 mins. After the England match, basically.

[DoubleX]

So what's SOP when you get stuck on the blurry aerial view of the city? I've been on that screen for about a minute now.

[MDK]

Dashboard?

[Kaney]

I'd say wait longer. I've had loading screens last a good while longer than a minute.

[MDK]

Who wants to play?