Serious Parody PSN Game

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

This game is cutting-edge. Concrete is what all the wrestling rings of the future will be made of.

What will the tables be made of?

Stickle bricks.

Stickle bricks.

Brittle sticks.

[Johnny Latino Heat]

This game is cutting-edge. Concrete is what all the wrestling rings of the future will be made of.

What will the tables be made of?

Stickle bricks.

Stickle bricks.

Brittle sticks.

Fiddlesticks.

[Herr Matzat]

I don't know who that is singing it but he sounds like the daftest Billy Corgan in history.

Well you never know.

[Chief87]

Oh god, I want to hear the full version of Andy Organs theme

[apsham]

I sadly assume that is.

[TheWho87]

The news everyone has been waiting for, you can now download the themes for "Raging" Andy Organ and "Unlce" Curtis Angel for FREE!

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- Ready To Rage - 5 Star Wrestling

Edited May 10, 2014 by TheWho87

[King Ellis]

Oh God, the knock off Voices is even worse than we first thought.

"ready to rage, Ready to Rage, READY TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!"

[Sousa]

Guys. This fake Randy Orton theme might be the legitimately worst song I have ever heard.

Like, I know we operate in hyperbole pretty much all the time around here, but.

I mean.

I am legitimately at a loss.

This makes previous Worst Song Ever title holder "Wazupwitu" sound like the freaking Night on Bald Mountain.

UH-MER-I-CUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is slightly better? It's sort of artless and generic but it's not like putting your ears in a mortar and pestle like the other one is.

[apsham]

Oh come on you guys, its a serious parody of a song. Don't you get it, you simpletons?

[=BK=]

Seeing that SP has made a PSN game and seeing that other sports sims have a PSN version I wonder why GDS has never done a PSN wrestling sim. Leave it open to user updates like EWR and I'd definitely buy that.

[Crybaby Bunting]

I'm guessing because it costs around £40k minimum to put something on PSN and there is no way in hell the fanbase is strong enough to make any profit on that.

[Berober]

And one more for good measure - Gregg Hearty.

Gregg. Hearty.

[brenchill]

I'm guessing because it costs around £40k minimum to put something on PSN and there is no way in hell the fanbase is strong enough to make any profit on that.

Where have these SP idiots got 40k from? Seems they are laughing all the way to the bank on this one.

Oh, and... UHHHH-MERICA!

Edited May 12, 2014 by Machismo

[apsham]

I'm quite sure it was revealed somewhere that they lined up investors. Either that or one of them is just rich with a dream to create fourth rate, terrible games.

[King Ellis]

I seem to recall backing from some sort of casino and the guy was listed amongst their directors, or something. That and maybe a few quid from Government tax breaks or someting.

[LUKIE]

If I can be serious for a minute.

Lince Starm.

[EddieG]

Didn't SP mention on here he spent 200k on their mobile app?

[Noah]

We should hit that guy up for a loan and run EWB off that for the next 100 years or so.

Probably be pocket change to him.

[Stevie B]

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Pretty sure WWE can fuck this guy over most of "his fictional characters" right there.

I mean, Gillberg was a parody. Here you had a 5 foot something skinny guy who looks nothing like Goldberg, trying to imitate a 6 foot 4 big muscular guy.

Mike Iceberg looks very similar to Goldberg, from the wrestling gear, build, body hair and even the tattoo's. Pretty sure that's neither a parody, nor a original design.

[TheWho87]

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