Football Manager 2016

[MDK]

I've tried it but he just doesn't want to score.

[Benji]

30 minutes ago, Benji said:

Get a better striker.

[The Lusophone]

What are his attributes like? Might not be suited to Poacher.

[MDK]

He's more suited to AF. 

4 minutes ago, Benji said:

Give me more money.

[Benji]

The board refuses your request for more transfer funds. We believe that you have the funds to achieve the goals which have been set out for you.

Sell some players you silly bint :/

[MDK]

Fucking hell, have you tried selling players in League Two? 

[Benji]

You achieved promotion, you should have handled the pre-season and free signings/loans better :/

[MDK]

I haven't been promoted yet, still one game to go 

[Meacon Keaton]

5 hours ago, MDK said:

Fucking hell, have you tried selling players in League Two? 

I'll give you $700 for your best player.

[MDK]

Just now, Meacon said:

I'll give you $700 for your best player.

Even in Zimbabwean dollars I'd take it.

[MDK]

Signed an Ethiopian striker. You can tell he's hungry for goals.

[FLiam]

33 minutes ago, MDK said:

Signed an Ethiopian striker. You can tell he's hungry for goals.

I thought he'd be hungry for food. You'd better be paying him a salary.

[MDK]

He'd prefer a celery >_>

[Baddar]

Deary me.

[MDK]

Okay, is this weird? I'm about to have my 8th away game in a row. 7 league games and 1 FA cup game. I've never noticed this happen before.

[The Lusophone]

That's mental. What league are you playing in and have you had postponements etc etc?

[MDK]

League 1 with Orient. We had one game postponed because of international call ups. Then I've got 4 home games in a row.

[The Lusophone]

Former African Cup of Nations winners Nigeria, Zambia, South Africa and Tunisia all just missed out on qualifying for 2017 in my game, coming second in their groups. Some of them could've qualified as the best second place teams, but those places went to Benin and Zimbabwe somehow.

[The Lusophone]

Wanyama needs to stop injuring his teammates in training. Bertrand out for four months when I'm in a relegation dogfight.

[DavidMarrio]

On my FM with Brighton and I'm in my fourth season and I've only just noticed something. 

Bolton are currently 24th in the Vanarama National League after 8 games having finished 24th in the Championship, 23rd in League One and 23rd in League Two.