Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[Nerf]

Just now, Rich said:

4 th division does exit, but it's made up of 10 leagues (Zone leagues)

Thanks Wikipedia.

You say that like I didn't use Wikipedia to pluck the name of whichever random was the 2nd division's top scorer. #nerfintheknow

[Lineker]

Just call him Henrik tbh.

[Colly]

Henrik tbh seems a bit longwinded. Micketarian is easier than that.

[MDK]

@Mick You have a new gimmick 

[Lineker]

Victor Valdés will undergo a medical at Middlesbrough tomorrow. 

[Arjen Robben]

[MDK]

7 minutes ago, Arjen Robben said:

[Arjen Robben]

I am less about Valdes than I am about van Persie.

[MDK]

You are robbing who? Typical northerner.

[Arjen Robben]

[Lineker]

Solid signing that.

[brenchill]

9 hours ago, Lineker said:

Solid signing that.

QPR fans left STUNNED as Leeds are given GREEN light for ex-England goalkeeper move

Am I journalisting good?

[MDK]

26 minutes ago, brenchill said:

QPR fans left STUNNED as Leeds are given GREEN light for ex-England goalkeeper move

Am I journalisting good?

No, you missed the clearly obvious pun about QPR being Robbed. For shame.

[brenchill]

4 minutes ago, MDK said:

No, you missed the clearly obvious pun about QPR being Robbed. For shame.

MDK in SHOCK reply

[MDK]

3 minutes ago, brenchill said:

MDK in SHOCK reply

I've always wanted to write puns for The Sun

[Lineker]

Bournemouth have had a £15m bid accepted for Jordon Ibe. 

[Adam]

Good to see the "young and English" mark-up of adding 5-10 million to a transfer is still going strong.

[DavidMarrio]

15mil for Ibe. Very happy with that!

[Gazz]

17 hours ago, Colly said:

Henrik tbh seems a bit longwinded. Micketarian is easier than that.

Hens?

Micks?

[The Lusophone]

31 minutes ago, Adam said:

Good to see the "young and English" mark-up of adding 5-10 million to a transfer is still going strong.

In this market with Deeney rated £30 million or so we're told by the papers, 15 for Ibe isn't overly ridiculous.