Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[Lineker]

Only in a "punch to the face is preferable to a punch in the balls" sort of way.

[Benji]

1 minute ago, Lineker said:

Only in a "punch to the face is preferable to a punch in the balls" sort of way.

After the Tory election I'm beginning to get used to that feeling.

[Rich]

Just now, Lineker said:

Only in a "punch to the face is preferable to a punch in the balls" sort of way.

Quite

[MDK]

Getting punched in your spuds is almost like a handjob if you haven't had any for a bit

[TCO]

Graziano Pelle and Cisse both signed for the same club. That's not a bad partnership they have now!

[Gazz]

1 hour ago, TCO said:

If someone bids £25mil for him, I have no doubt the club would snap their hand off. His glimpses of class at the Euros is perfect timing to fool everyone in thinking he's good all the time, when you get 5 games a season when he's not shite. And that's only if he's in a good mood.

Or...

We tell him every game in the Championship is globally televised, then he'll play like he is capable of doing in every game, not just when we're playing Chelsea or Man Utd.

[Lineker]

Talk about a blast from the past  

[Adam]

4 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Talk about a blast from the past  

What the fuck? I just googled him to check he wasn't 50 odd years old and he played for Juventus only four years ago!?

What is going on.

[TCO]

They should sign Christopher Wreh next, he was a great squad player too!

[Lineker]

Christian Benteke wants to stay at Liverpool and his agent has denied reports linking the striker with a move elsewhere, according to Sky sources.

[DavidMarrio]

So urrrr we've been heavily linked with Alex Manninger to be our 3rd choice keeper. 

39 year old Alex Manninger....

[Gazz]

Richard Wright is available.

[Lineker]

I heard that Adam only recently had to Google him.

[Adam]

That he did. Been a busy day for me.

[DavidMarrio]

I mean it says it all about Bogdan if we are after a 39 year old 

[stokeriño]

Mark Schwarzer was 40 when we signed him to be our 2nd-choice keeper. :/

[Adam]

I see Andy Myers, former Chelsea player and now U21 coach, is even being 'loaned' to coach at Vitesse Arnhem now 

[Noah]

3 hours ago, Adam said:

I see Andy Myers, former Chelsea player and now U21 coach, is even being 'loaned' to coach at Vitesse Arnhem now 

They'll be loaning their fans next.

@stokeriño fancy a holiday?

[Lineker]

Steve Bruce has revealed that Hull City want to sign Hal Robson-Kanu and are “booked in for talks” with the Wales forward in the next few days. So.... Hull Robson-Kanu?

Watford youngster Adalberto Penaranda has been sent on loan to Udinese. Swansea City have signed former Watford midfielder George Byers on a free transfer.

Marseille have entered into talks with Aston Villa over midfielder Idrissa Gueye, having triggered his £7.1million release clause.

[Baddar]

9 minutes ago, Lineker said:

So.... Hull Robson-Kanu?