Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[Hobo]

20 minutes ago, Rich said:

That would be a miracle 

 

 

[Adam]

28 minutes ago, MDK said:

You can't tell me what to do

I wouldn't really want to, to be fair

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

I wouldn't really want to, to be fair

I don't mind directions

[Adam]

Just now, MDK said:

I don't mind directions

I'm a very passive individual though. I don't think it's meant to be.

[Liam]

16 hours ago, Nerf said:

Point taken. I shan't use any more adjectives for effect.

It was an adverb.

[stokeriño]

Kante to Chelsea is official

[Gazz]

The Summer transfer window / Football journalism in a nutshell...

[Baddar]

West Ham have offered €80m for James Rodriguez, according to eurosport.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I admire the ambition they're showing, but it'll never happen.

[Gazz]

80 million Euros?!? 

You could rent a national stadium for that... 

[Lineker]

Spurs have agreed a 13 million euro fee for Marseille winger Georges-Kévin Nkoudou.

[Kyle]

You know the ol' "No way is Blankity Blank worth ?x Alan Shearer" debate? I found that the Bank of England have an interest calculator on their website. Going off of the fee quoted on Transfermarkt, 1 Alan Shearer in today's money is 30.2million, which makes Kante worth a little over 1 Alan Shearer. Do with that information what you will.  

[MDK]

6 minutes ago, Troy Saint said:

You know the ol' "No way is Blankity Blank worth ?x Alan Shearer" debate? I found that the Bank of England have an interest calculator on their website. Going off of the fee quoted on Transfermarkt, 1 Alan Shearer in today's money is 30.2million, which makes Kante worth a little over 1 Alan Shearer. Do with that information what you will.  

But Kante won't bang in 300 goals a season and Shearer can't defend for shit, unless an elbow is considered defence. Well, by me it is. 

[Kyle]

2 minutes ago, MDK said:

But Kante won't bang in 300 goals a season and Shearer can't defend for shit, unless an elbow is considered defence. Well, by me it is. 

It's considered defence if the other bloke started it.

[MDK]

Just now, Troy Saint said:

It's considered defence if the other bloke started it.

I see you've played Sunday League with me

[Kyle]

1 minute ago, MDK said:

I see you've played Sunday League with me

I also went to school.  

[DavidMarrio]

You can get away with anything in Sunday League, especially considering the refs don't normally move anywhere except within the centre circle.

[MDK]

6 minutes ago, Troy Saint said:

I also went to school.  

So I taught you P.E?

[Kyle]

2 minutes ago, MDK said:

So I taught you P.E?

It's possible. >_>

[MDK]

12 minutes ago, Troy Saint said:

It's possible. >_>

Don't tell the authorities, it's our secret, remember?