Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[Mick]

 

[Noah]

11 minutes ago, Mick said:

 

I gathered that but when else will I have the opportunity to post that piece of classical music?

[Jimmy]

Few places linking us with a move for Gotze. 

Can't see it happening. 

But it would be kinda funny/great. 

[Adam]

8 hours ago, TCO said:

Combination of age and maximising earning potential. 

Cisse and Pelle are both over 30 and this is likely their only chance to ever command a huge salary. Cisse apparently had Hull and West Brom interested, how could anyone not opt for China on probably 3x the salary at this point in his career with his ability?

Hang on, Hull is the 2017 European City of Culture and a load of people walked around the city centre naked and painted blue to show it today! Why wouldn't Cisse want to be part of that!?

[Rich]

9 hours ago, Adam said:

Hang on, Hull is the 2017 European City of Culture and a load of people walked around the city centre naked and painted blue to show it today! Why wouldn't Cisse want to be part of that!?

It's not even the European City of Culture, its the UK city of culture, says it all.

[Adam]

6 hours ago, Rich said:

It's not even the European City of Culture, its the UK city of culture, says it all.

Close enough 

The UK is in Europe after all...oh hang on.

[Noah]

 

Arsene Wenger during transfer window

Lol this is so accurate :v

Posted by Chelsea Fan's Club on Friday, July 8, 2016

 

[Baddar]

Sky: Real Madrid have pulled out of the race to sign Pogba.

[Moses Julep]

Haha pulled out

[Lineker]

Looks like Bradford are actually going to sign the Blackpool goalie for a quid  

[TCO]

That's Colin Doyle! He grew up not far from me and played against my brother a lot when they were both underage. He was great back then but had a pretty mediocre career with some awful errors thrown in while at Birmingham. 

Inexplicably has an Ireland cap too.

[Lineker]

Vincent Janssen will undergo a medical at Tottenham today as he completes his move from AZ Alkmaar, according to Sky sources. It is understood the clubs have reached an an agreement of £18.8m for his transfer to White Hart Lane. 

Bayern Munich CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has confirmed that midfielder Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg is due at Southampton for a medical today ahead of his proposed move to the south coast. The 20-year-old is set to join the Saints in a deal worth £12.8m.

Newcastle have signed Arsenal midfielder Issac Hayden on a five-year contract.

Saido Berahino has rejected a four-year contract offer from West Brom, according to Sky sources.

Middlesborough are in advanced talks with Valencia over Alvaro Negredo.

[Gazz]

Pelle and Cisse have both had their moves to China confirmed.

[Lineker]

Derby County have turned down a bid of £3m from Burnley for midfielder Jeff Hendrick, Sky sources understand.

 

[Lineker]

Newcastle United have been told to pay £6m to secure the signing of Grant Hanley from Blackburn Rovers. They have already had two offers rejected by the Championship side, having seen their latest £4.5m offer turned down over the weekend. 

Newcastle have also told other clubs they will have to pay £35m if they want to sign France star Moussa Sissoko.

[TCO]

If someone bids £25mil for him, I have no doubt the club would snap their hand off. His glimpses of class at the Euros is perfect timing to fool everyone in thinking he's good all the time, when you get 5 games a season when he's not shite. And that's only if he's in a good mood.

[Lineker]

Liverpool goalkeeper Danny Ward has signed a five-year contract extension and will join Huddersfield on a season-long loan deal, according to the Liverpool Echo.

[Benji]

9 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Liverpool goalkeeper Danny Ward has signed a five-year contract extension and will join Huddersfield on a season-long loan deal, according to the Liverpool Echo.

And it was his birthday yesterday according to Twitter. How lovely for him.

[Lineker]

"Happy birthday, now fuck off to Huddersfield."

 

Yeah, lovely.

[Rich]

1 minute ago, Lineker said:

"Happy birthday, now fuck off to Huddersfield."

 

Yeah, lovely.

Huddersfield is better than Liverpool tbh