United Football League

[Maxx]

LA/Dallas really turned it up in the 4th quarter, that was a fun back and forth

[Benjamin]

Sending you home with the L and an english lesson.

Capitol: The building
Capital: Washington, D.C. https://t.co/ro2QUwIpFW

— DC Defenders (@XFLDefenders) February 15, 2020

[Lint]

XFL Ratings Take Tumble in Week 2: TRAINA THOUGHTS

[Maxx]

5 hours ago, Lint said:

XFL Ratings Take Tumble in Week 2: TRAINA THOUGHTS

Not that bad of a drop off, to be expected really.  Could drop again this weekend as last weekend had some rough games

[Krabby]

8 hours ago, Lint said:

XFL Ratings Take Tumble in Week 2: TRAINA THOUGHTS

Expected Fixes:

• "Now at quarterback for the Dallas Renegades, CAIN VELAZQUEZ!"
• "Roman Reigns coming in on the blitz and SPEAR! The BIG DOG just crushed John Johnson, forcing 4th down!"
• Week 3's Game between the Roughnecks and Vipers is now renamed the Davey Boy Smith British Bulldog Memorial Bowl
• Adding cheerleaders but only so Shayna Baszler can bite the shit out of them
• "Cardale Jones to Ross, he's got open field ahead, looks like a touch-BAH GAWD HE JUST GOT HIT WITH A LIMO, DAMN YOU RIKISHI NOT AGAIN"

[Chris2K]

Doesn't every league ever have lower ratings for its second week of the season? I'm just assuming that there are people out there who want the XFL to fail and are therefore making more of a big deal out of it.

[Meacon Keaton]

Week two will always be lower than week one. Week one has people tuning in out of curiosity. If it keeps dropping each week, then it’s an issue.

[GhostMachine]

5 hours ago, JMarushin said:

Expected Fixes:

• "Now at quarterback for the Dallas Renegades, CAIN VELAZQUEZ!"
• "Roman Reigns coming in on the blitz and SPEAR! The BIG DOG just crushed John Johnson, forcing 4th down!"
• Week 3's Game between the Roughnecks and Vipers is now renamed the Davey Boy Smith British Bulldog Memorial Bowl
• Adding cheerleaders but only so Shayna Baszler can bite the shit out of them
• "Cardale Jones to Ross, he's got open field ahead, looks like a touch-BAH GAWD HE JUST GOT HIT WITH A LIMO, DAMN YOU RIKISHI NOT AGAIN"

I prefer mine:

Starting QBs get their own entrance and music during team introductions. Pyro optional.

Spears, DDTs and German Suplexes (non-release!) = valid tackles in the red zone. Brian Dawkins shall come in to teach the latter, so defensive players can proceed to turn RBs, TEs and WRs into human accordions. Spear on the QB = automatic turnover, except if its a weak ass, Edge type running hug, it instead results in an automatic first down. Goldberg may come in to teach how to properly make someone look as if they're about cough up a lung.

In the event of an overtime, there shall be a Best Moonsault or Frogsplash off the goal posts (onto an air matress) contest between each team's main running back to determine the winner. Visiting team gets to choose which move is attempted, and each player gets two attempts. in the postseason, however, this will be replaced with Best Shooting Star Press.

A coin with The Rock on one side and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the other shall be used for the coin toss. If the Stone Cold side comes up, both starting QBs must chug two cans of beer (and they will be tallboys) at the start of each half. If the Rock side comes up, anyone being interviewed much talk about `pounding the rock' (the football term, not a gay euphemism) and the losing head coach receives a People's Elbow from the winning one at the end of the game.

 

 

 

 

[Maxx]

I prefer funny jokes 🤷‍♂️

[GhostMachine]

Forgot one:

New expansion team next season, based out of Texas: The Dennis Stamps This will give the league an odd number of teams, but they're not booked to play anyone.

[Lint]

On 21/02/2020 at 20:02, GhostMachine said:

Forgot one:

New expansion team next season, based out of Texas: The Dennis Stamps This will give the league an odd number of teams, but they're not booked to play anyone.

That is already a thing

[Meacon Keaton]

The XFL will continue to play games, but only because nobody shows up to see this crap anyway. 

[Szumi]

I just saw the XFL is suspending the season too

[Maxx]

 Gonna be a real shame if this kills off the league again, when it’s been doing as well as could be expected

[The Lusophone]

Yeah the only team that could really be considered a disappointment is the LA team, but that's because LA hates pro football anyway.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

 

[Gazz]

XFL: third time's a charm.

[FLiam]

Ten minute phone call. Lol.

I’m seeing that there’s no plans to bring it back in 2021 either.

[Benjamin]

pic.twitter.com/MXrjtLN38c

— XFL (@xfl2020) April 10, 2020

[VerbalPuke]

Did not expect that.