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  1. Noah

    My last 5 likes in a row have come from @The Handsome Luchadore

    :wub: you.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      He's definitely awake and online.

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      This is implying there is a time besides sleep or work when I'm not here. <_<

       

       

       

      :wub:

  2. Noah

    If nobody posts on EWB in 22 hours, will @The Handsome Luchadore still be able to click 'like'?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      That's what the old posts are for. 

       

  3. Noah

    >Shout "WUTS UP"

  4. Noah

    >poo in bag

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      THE BIG SHOW looks at you quizzically. "Why are you making poo in SHAD GASPARD's gym bag?"

  5. Noah

    Do you like your bank?

  6. Noah

    This just in. Mr T loves his mother.

  7. Noah

    卡利托被高估了

  8. Noah

    What kind of government building do I have to take over, to get 55 gallons of lube?

  9. Noah

    So the ManvsFood host is a Spurs fan? Did not know that.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      He's also a daft asshole.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Don't forget he's a Grimsby Town fan too. UP THE MARINERS!

  10. Noah

    Safe to say Lineker is winning this seasons transfer window thread?

    Rafa just isn't putting up the fight he did last time.

  11. Noah

    Who are the members of the EWB equivalent of the Shield?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I'm the sexy hunk of mancandy with limited mic skills when given a rigid script.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I have a rigid script for you. :wub:

  12. Noah 
    Не ф
  13. Noah

    No U!

  14. Noah

    Lineker attempting a general discussion bingo?

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Not intentionally, I just have so much to contribute :/

    2. Rich

      Rich

      Not really

  15. Noah

    Are we oversexualizing EWB?

    1. MDK

      MDK

      You certainly are, Jezebel 

  16. Noah

    Lineker attempting to steal Benji's gimmick?

  17. Noah

    LIVER KICK~!

  18. Noah

    is currently taking bets on which female grappler Naitch will piss off next.

    1. Naitch

      Naitch

      Honestly this is more likely to happen before WWE Survivor VI ends. I could even provide odds if necessary.

  19. Noah

    We need a Kevin Owens lamp shade that says "light Owens light."

    1. TheSqauredCircleMessiah

      TheSqauredCircleMessiah

      ...or a Kevin Owens weight loss system. 

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I heard he's kind of bad at driving directions. He's always turning left at every intersection even when people keep telling him "right Owens right."

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Or false teeth that say "Bite Owens Bite"! 

  20. Noah

    Doesn't matter the sport necessarily but when it comes to fantasy sports, do you like them as complicated and stats filled as possible or really easy to just dip in and out in a few minutes?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Complicated and stats filled, like my sex life.

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      I haven't played fantasy sports in years.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Sad and disappointing like my....wait, what were we talking about again?

  21. Noah

    A Walking Dead dlc for the escapists? That sounds wonderfully ridiculous.

  22. Noah
  23. Noah

    Benji is on track to being the most popular member on EWB this week. :o

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Seems to be, the like amount has fluctuated up and down.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      That's how it used to work with the Topday's top posters page. it's not a set period of time A to B, just the amount of time.

       

      And Gazz has now overtaken Benji!

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Gazz :wub:

  24. Noah

    If you work at a samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      Only if you work in a severely understocked store.

    3. Owen

      Owen

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    4. EddieG

      EddieG

      That joke is older than your biblical namesake.

  25. Noah

    Benji you don't have the most recent post in the lounge yet. Pick up your game man!

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