METALMAN

metalman really needs to quit being a dickhead

my one reason for studying law is so that one day i will be able to root out all pub quiz corruption

Oh man, I know! I mean, they're okay. They're not dreadful. But why does everyone make such a fuss about them?!

OH MY GOD IT'S SO SLOW

oh not much. just about to watch my saturday night dvd!

what about you john? opiates I presume? they'll be the death of you.

OYE COMO VA

remember not to post any spoilers!

Risqué is a word!

see if elton john asked you to suck him off for 24 hours and in return he'd give you half of his money, would you do it?

seems like raoul moat is the only englishman who can shoot on target at the moment

SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP I SAID SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN

shut up

So I bought this smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich from Marks & Spencers today. It was £2.80. I wouldn't normally spend that much on a sandwich but it was a special treat and it looked absolutely irresistable. But it was quite rubbish.

so...

sorry dude! my mistake.

that's an awesome cover of sympathy for the devil. i don't really know much sandie shaw at all though. one of my friends got into her a lot when he saw her do hand in glove with the smiths however.

the problem with using the likes of "good morning", "good afternoon" and "good evening" as a greeting lies in the fact that besides the actual execution of the greeting itself, you must have some awareness as to the time of day. in order to avoid embarassment, when you are unsure it is advisable to just use the less impressive, but safer, "hello".

then we can go and get drunk! or whatever else you like doing. drunk is fine.

Theres no height restrictions on the gates of heaven. You're no longer around, You're in the ground now. We're all the same height, when we're lying down.

today's Paul McCartney song of the day is "No More Lonely Nights". The one that's kind of disco.

u used to be cool

vuvuzelas are as welcome at a football match as women

we was robbed

What can I do in lundun today? What is fun?

what is the difference between Rimbaud and Rambo?