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  1. Benjamin

    Just got dumped. Woohoo.

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    2. Naitch

      Naitch

      Please punch the bastard.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      "I've always wanted to ask you, but never had the courage until now. Will you... will you be my Hex Girl?" "Yes, Spellman! Yes!" Ha ha ha, I'm sorry, Cuntface, but his name is too funny.

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Eh, it's alright :) Haven't crossed paths with him, but a good right hook definitely will be my greeting if I see him, though.

  2. Benjamin

    Stupid HM for Flash that none of my Pokemon can learn.

    1. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Walk in the dark you girl.

  3. Benjamin

    Holy shit moment of the day: Seeing the woman who played Prof. Slater in Community play a teenager in a season 1 episode of SVU.

    1. livid

      livid

      She was also in the short-lived WB comedy Off Centre which took me months to realize.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Off Centre <3

  4. Benjamin

    Same birthday as me! Happy birthday!

  5. Benjamin

    Thanks C-MIL :)

  6. Benjamin

    Everyone's names are confusing me. I don't know who is who anymore :(

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Who is still Jim Neidhart

    3. SRN

      SRN

      I am Gazz. Both of them, actually.

    4. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am.

  7. Benjamin

    You sit there in your heartache.

    1. Quom

      Quom

      Whilst your girlfriend sits on Spellman's face

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      She sure as hell wasn't sitting on his face tonight :D

  8. Benjamin

    Can someone tell me without any spoilers, how many episodes of Game Of Thrones is out for Season 2 already?

  9. Benjamin

    One is a genius, the other's insane!

  10. Benjamin

    For there are no cats in America, And the streets are filled with cheese!

    1. Pettengill_Mark

      Pettengill_Mark

      Never say Never AGAAAIIINNN!!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Throw in some beer and fish and LUKIE will be on his way.

  11. Benjamin

    What's with all the cunt name changes? I was a cunt before cunts were cool, damnit :@

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Usually warm.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Moist.

    4. Dingle

      Dingle

      Tepid.

  12. Benjamin

    Why must we have jobs :(

  13. Benjamin

    Just saw Stacy Kiebler in Bubble Boy. Awesome.

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      More like bubble butt. amIright?

  14. Benjamin

    I googled pictures of naked Raiden. Mortal Kombat never looked so sexy...

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      ... oh GOD.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      NOTHING AT ALL

    4. Matt

      Matt

      Stupid sexy Ellis.

  15. Benjamin

    I'd like to publicly thank KONGOO for being a true mate with the name change. Even if you didn't mean it, I feel better every time I see it.

  16. Benjamin

    Oh, that doesn't look good.

  17. Benjamin

    Yay, basketball. Bye bye, boring Eurocup!

    1. Quom

      Quom

      I've got some balls you can play with!

  18. Benjamin

    I seem to be confused a lot :(

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    2. livid

      livid

      I bet it's those thick Chinese accents you seem to be so fond of.

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      They do replace their "L"s with "R"s...

    4. Quom

      Quom

      brow job?

  19. Benjamin

    Thanksgiving? Givethanking, more like.

  20. Benjamin

    Everybody's new name change sucks. Except Ellis'.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      The only thing that sucks is your cousin.

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I wouldn't know :(

  21. Benjamin

    Benji, I'm sorry people think I'm cool enough to be you just because we have the same name :(

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      You still suck more at FM, though.

  22. Benjamin

    Quick question. The 34.95 on the purchase page of GDS, is that in pounds or euro?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Might actually be USD

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Really? If that's true, then fuck yeah :)

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      Yeah, it's USD.

  23. Benjamin

    You saw the Muppets movie without me?

  24. Benjamin

    Born to be a child.

  25. Benjamin

    Dear Lord, I've had Boyce Avenue's acoustic covers on repeat for about 4 hours now.

    1. New Damage

      New Damage

      Sad yet?

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I'm trying to wonder whether I should be or not. It is a pretty awesome playlist, at parts.

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