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  1. Sousa

    ...ah, I get it now. <_<

  2. Sousa

    ...dude, I live in Dayton, not Cleveland. I've been talking about going to the Cleveland CHIKARA show because it's close enough to my house to be worth it and I doubt it's going to get closer.

  3. Sousa

    ...fucking hell, you're 35!?

  4. Sousa

    ...HEYWAITAMINNIT.

  5. Sousa

    ...holy shit. Well done, sir. Thanks a lot.

  6. Sousa

    ...man, the Muses are the only black characters in Hercules, and. Well.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Also HIS GREEK NAME IS HERAKLES DISNEY NOT HERCULES.

    2. HC

      HC

      Well, that came out of left field.

  7. Sousa

    ...no, I doubt it.

  8. Sousa

    ...not MEG, MPH.

    I'm tired.

  9. Sousa

    ...okay, Lj doesn't know where that picture comes from with the kids dancing. Do you?

  10. Sousa

    ...wait, MEG thought you were me? o_O

  11. Sousa

    ...you didn't put that thing in your signature, did you.

    Kaney did, didn't he.

  12. Sousa

    ...you just lost all your stars due to your hubris.

  13. Sousa

    'Taker, I'm beggin' ya... MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

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    2. zero

      zero

      I'm sad I cannot think of a death related sandwich pun.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Well, something involving brown bread is the obvious choice, if you're a cockney.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      That entire scenario fell apart the moment you insinuated Undertaker's the breadwinner of the family...

  14. Sousa

    "alex34? Who is that? My name is Guy Incognito!"

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Can't everyone do that, though?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes, but I can disappear idiots into the ether.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      "And your name?" "Rock Strongo" "Your REAL name?" "Lance Uppercut" "Okay, sign here Mr. Uppercut."

  15. Sousa

    "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Leonard Nimoy, 1931-2015

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    2. Pizza

      Pizza

      I don't remember that tech

    3. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      That was the one where Kirk talks like a stroke victim and stands wonky.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      "If you remember pogs you were a true 90s kid." - Leonard Nimoy, 1931-Forever

  16. Sousa

    "i am like james joyce if he were terrible and had nothing of any worth to say."

    Ah, so you actually ARE like James Joyce. <_<

  17. Sousa

    "I just don't understand why you Greek kings feel like you need to go to war over a lovers' spat." "NOT ALL MENELAUS."

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      "Euripides?"

      "Yeah, Eumenides?"

  18. Sousa

    "I still remember our first fight. Now I'm gonna make you pay back, Banzai!!"

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Aaaaaaand I'm done, now I can retire in peace.

  19. Sousa

    "I wonder what happened to M2M?" said no one ever.

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Don't Say You Love Me was a bizarre choice for the first Pokémon movie, it had nothing to do with the plot at all.

    3. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      You can always watch an old man cover it in Norwegian on Hver gang vi møtes!

    4. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      I think she's the one that sang "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" with Meat Loaf.

  20. Sousa

    "I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!"

  21. Sousa

    "It's no secret, John Cena, that I've got a Mongolian beef with you!"

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      "You're just a bunch of Queef Fried Rice!"

    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Fuck you guys, I'm hungry now.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Something about Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

  22. Sousa

    "QueedeBox" sounds like something Frankie would call Cory on Boy Meets World.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      e.g., "Nice shirt, QueedeBox!"

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      As an authority on Boy Meets World, I disagree. Frankie was far more eloquent than that.

  23. Sousa

    "Road Dogg, honey, the cable bill is past due." "OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CAAAAAAAAAAALL TIME WARNEEEEEEEEEEEEER."

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      (P.S. Road Dogg's wife calls him Road Dogg.)

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Idea 3.5/5 stars, execution 2/5 stars.

  24. Sousa

    "Shut up! Snoop Dogg would never lie to me, especially about the benefits of smoking." This conversation just happened.

  25. Sousa

    "The Angry Miz Girl" is an inferior Facebook page to "The Miz Girl"!

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