The Brian J

Holy shit, you're not pulling a Morton here right? That is really fucking sad, was a huge fan when I was like, 14.

In honor of Richard Dawson, please make a donation to the fight against Trench Hand.

He was the only trustworthy man to pick on Match Game...

I'm gonna kiss every woman I see, in his honor.

You're deep, Harry.

Probably because they need time to market, produce, package, and ship the game.

There's no room in my life for your damn logic and reasoning, I want to be shooting Sectoids in the brain right now.

STAY!!!

I'd say a strong case can be made that it's the best episode of MST3K.

Also, Worlds Largest Chin-Ass.

Yeah like that's possible. Psssh... this guy.

yes, because we all know that market niche for something bigger than an iPhone and smaller than an iPad needed to be filled. And I'm not even being sarcastic.

The joke seemed to go right over your head.

Dear sir, please send pants at once.

Seriously..never try to drink and masturbate at the same time

But I get so sad.

You gonna eat all that rice?

It's thanks to tools like Ruki.

It's seriously really good. Shockingly so.

I'm not debating the quality of the show, I've seen it and it is funny. But still, #1 on Netflix? A fucking CONVENTION coming here to Seattle? It's stunning that, of all franchises, MY LITTLE PONY has gained this kind of following.

I'm rootin for Silva on this one...

Oh fuck. My cousin is getting married that day.

I'd love to see Chael with a belt. Granted it's partly because I'm a newcomer to MMA and I can't recall seeing Anderson Silva fight so I have no emotional attachment to the guy.

At least you're getting interviews, I've been applying for part-time jobs since I turned sixteen and still nothing...

^ Probably because you're only 16.

^Lulz.

Or you play the 3D levels, and they aren't really that fun or good.

Eh, the 3D levels are ok...certainly better than most of the other 3D games.

My problem is that they're so desperate to make us give a shit about the other characters and convince us that there is this deep story. It's like Sonic Team forgot that they're not writing an episode of Lost, they're making games about a hedgehog.

I don't understand why people try to like things.

Didn't you know our new national pastime is skeeball? I thought everyone got the memo.

That's what you get for moving to the west coast.

Still preferable to the people who walked around Iowa with signs that said "HOMOS GO TO HELL" and the guy who drove a big red car with pictures of Jesus, crosses, and aborted fetuses on it. True stories.

You sure you lived in Iowa and not in Harrisburg, PA? Same shit happens here.

It is.

"'Hot or not?' Trust me, you're beautiful

The rise in "Am I Ugly" videos on YouTube points to a deeper problem for teens, a 15-year-old says." And that was on CNN.com in the third from the top biggest story on the site.

Well considering the game was almost entirely puzzle and text based, and the number 9 was a key plot point throughout the whole thing...I guess it's appropriate.

SPOILERS ASSHOLE

I had a Sudoku game where the final boss was a Sudoku. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

For about a year and a half after I graduated I had dreams that I was getting phone calls from professors telling me that I'm failing classes because I wasn't attending.

For about 3 years I had dreams I overslept before class at college. I never went to college.

It's near perfection. At least it was to me. If you've got the patience to do a bit of trial/error then you're so well rewarded.