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  1. Driving down to Portland tomorrow. That means I will be in close proximity to the greatest place on the planet, Voodoo Donut. Suck it, world, I'm going to have Maple Bacon Donuts

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Wait, doughnuts that taste like bacon? I don't think I'd like that.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Can you get me some Old Viscosity?

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      No no, Quom. They don't taste like bacon. They are donuts that are glazed with maple frosting...and then two large strips of bacon are placed on top.

      voodoodoughnut.com, they have the most insane lineup

  2. As far as I can tell, Seattle owns no snow plows. I'm trapped in my apartment, save for the grocery store and bank and coffee shop and thai restaurant and millions of other things within a 3 minute walking distance.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Fuck you, I live on a hill with nothing.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I live on a hill as well, but it's of the Capitol variety so I'm right next to everything awesome. I live literally 1 block off Broadway.

  3. At the video store today, I saw someone purchase a copy of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash". I want you to just think about that.

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I prefer to not think about that. Because then I'll have to remember that that movie was made..

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      You go to the video store?

    3. Damian WayLNKe
  4. I blame Ethereals and Sectopods for the outage.

  5. at 12:05, a man called from Detroit to drunkenly ramble, with my friend from Detroit snickering in the background. The phrase "Vagina Kaleidoscope" was used. Best New Years ever.

    1. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      I'm happy I could do that for you

  6. Anyone here play Sonic Generations? It's on sale for $10, is it worth picking up or is it a typical shit sonic game?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      For $10 it's probably worth it. Where is it being sold for that much?

    3. deli
    4. apsham

      apsham

      Yeah - Steam. And the game is brilliant - the classic segments are clearly the best, but I never felt the 3D stuff was all that bad and here it gets a good juxtaposition.

  7. A very merry crumbles to everybody!

  8. My brother got me an Atari. I officially win the holidays.

    1. NM!

      NM!

      My sister found an NES at a garage sale for me with Mario/Duck Hunt, Punch Out (Not Tyson), and Batman. Took me forever just to set it up to my tv. I felt like an idiot since it's really easy to do. :(

  9. Everyone with Steam should go purchase and play X-COM: UFO Defense right now. Best strategy game ever? It's quite possible.

    1. Gazz
    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I remember as a little kid playing it on my grandpas old DOS computer and thinking it was a very difficult game. And now I have it and I realize...it actually IS a very difficult game! Fucking Chryssalids.

  10. RIP Gamepro Magazine. I will poor a bottle of First Aid Spray out in your honor.

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    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      He's grieving you bastard!

    3. Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      Mx. Canadian Destroyer

      He might just be Canadian. Although if he is, he misspelled 'out'.

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I'm neither canadian nor grieving. I'm an engineer, so I don't think words good properly.

  11. You know what game I miss? Logical Journey Of The Zoombinis. I wish they'd release it on Steam.

  12. A video I posted on youtube just hit 1,000 views. And yet....I still feel empty inside.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Actually if it's original content that's fairly cool. If it's just an uploaded video then meh.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah they're just random New Japan matches. But shut up, let me feel special.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I had 15,000 views on my video of Mike Adamle not knowing Jeff Hardy's name, then it got blocked. :(

  13. OK seriously now. How does a bus that's on a cable system make a WRONG FUCKING TURN, in the middle of a busy intersection, in the middle of the day.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I have been having an amazing couple days with Seattle Metro myself.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      The bus in front of mine turned left instead of straight at the construction in front of the Convention Center, so everyone had to abandon bus and walk home. And to make things worse, by the time I had walked to the bus stop I would normally get off at to get home in Cap Hill, the bus drove by me.

  14. I defeated a raccoon! SCIENCE!

    1. Plubby

      Plubby

      The Brian J gained 12 EXP points.

      ...

      The Brian J grew to level 2!

  15. Anyone here played Deadly Premonition? I'm tempted to buy it to see what all the fuss is about...

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      It is the greatest of the greatests.

    2. The Brian J
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I want to try it but it's never got cheap enough for me to buy in. I wanna pay around 5 pounds but since it's fairly rare and niche it seems to still hang around at 10-15.

  16. Just 24 hours away from Ultimate Saint Marvel vs Capcoms Row 3 day

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Where they all get assassinated by Ezio.

    2. The Brian J
  17. I forgot how intense and fucked up High School Of The Dead is

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I couldn't get into the manga. I think it was the cheap, tacky fanservice.

    2. mystikz

      mystikz

      I just wish they'd actually get back to continuing it.

  18. Ok seriously is there a better song than "The Statue Got Me High" by TMBG? I don't think there is.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Man In The Box, Alice In Chains.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      "Energy Chasms" by Krallice.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      "And Then There Was Silence" by Blind Guardian.

  19. I remember, we would stroll, along your fissure of Rolondo, when I held your brain, in my arms.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      I used to love a lotta your medulla oblongota and your basil ganglia.

  20. After wearing one for my Halloween Costume, I have a newfound respect for monocle-wearing. Shit takes time and care to manage, yo.

  21. Can we have a more menacing sound effect when I had out my death sentence, PLEASE?

  22. ATTENTION COMCAST: Fuck Off. And Die. Not necessarily in that order.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Comcast is still a billion times better than any other option.

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      AND FUCK YOU TOO, BEST BUY.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Okay yes Best Buy does suck.

  23. Everyone please have bad luck tomorrow. I have a job interview, so I need plenty of luck and I can't have you freeloaders hoarding it all.

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      I plan on having all the good luck tomorrow with three tests on the way, bwaahaha!

    3. Rich

      Rich

      JUst so you know, I am having an awesome day :D

    4. super

      super

      I'm already having bad luck today, so I may be stealing some of your luck tomorrow.

  24. How exactly did we come to a point as a culture where Transformers is lame but My Little Pony is popular?

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    2. Ruki

      Ruki

      I like MLP >_>

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      "Transformers won awards! It has to be good!" I refuse to believe Transformers won anything short of a fucking Razzie.

    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Oh it will, Skum. It will. You're going to have a reboot where the Wonderbolts are terrorists who kidnap and brutally murder Applejack for holding the Bolt nation down, where Pinkie Pie cuts herself for having the middle name 'Diane' and Rainbow Dash is a racist who drops the N-bomb at least twice every episode.

      IT'S HAPPENING

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