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  1. What a quaint general store, with a little bit of everything for day to day existence.

  2. All I want in Team Fortress 2 is a name tag to change the name of my sniper rifle. Is that too much to ask?

  3. I hereby declare that this is the most awesome thing ever.
  4. Stanley pushed a button. Then, he pushed a button. Then, he pushed a button. Then, he pushed a button.

  5. Bought a new computer. First thing I did was download Steam, second thing I did was download Team Fortress 2. Priorities, people.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Who touched my gun?!

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I'm only in the tutorial stages, but as a Mechanical Engineer myself, I feel a spiritual obligation to play as The Engineer.

  6. Feel like an idiot asking this...would a topic about all the games I played at PAX, along with thoughts on them, belong in the general section or the Coin-Op Arcade?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah, I heard it was somewhere in the skybridge between the two main expo halls? But that area was a cluttered mess of stuff I didn't care about. I probably passed it by a billion times.

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      It wasn't on the skybridge at all. It was in one of the main rooms, near where they were playing Batman Gotham City Imposters

    4. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      AUGH. That was the one area of the floor I didn't go to! I didn't even realize it until this morning.

  7. My uncle died when he accidentally drank a glass of wood varnish. It was a tragic end, but a beautiful finish.

  8. I don't know about you guys but I've always preferred Pizza Dinosaur over Mona Pizza

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Mona's Pizza are, in fact, makers of the world's best pizza.

      ...seriously, a WarioWare joke? What the hell?

    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I DON'T KNOW the song came on my iPod because I have the Smash Bros soundtrack on there and now it's stuck in my head.

  9. There's only one way that I know of to avoid these giant glowing electrobugs that have invaded my office and that's to play DOUBLE SIMON.

  10. Fucking blocks...I'm going to climb the SHIT out of you!

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    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      I beat it, got the Ultra Good True Lover Everyone Is Happy Ending.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Niiiice. I might be going for bad ending next time I play.

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      Well maybe if you weren't such a WRETCHED SINNER you might have had a happy ending.

  11. I'm gonna wrap this watermelon in barbed wire, set it on fire, and beat the shit outa you.

    1. Quom

      Quom

      With it, or are you just stating the things you need to do before you get to arse kicking?

  12. Brother brother dude brother jack brother dude brother

  13. R is the most menacing of all the letter sounds. That's why they call it Murder, and not Mukdek

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Why 'rape' is more fearsome than 'tape'.

  14. Everyone should go to the PAX website, and to the schedule, and pick out panels for me to go to.

    1. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      You are all terrible at this.

  15. You ruined a funny jokeu. Get out of my offive.

  16. Netflix says based on my liking of the old X-Men Cartoon and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, I will probably like Troll 2. Not seeing the logic there...

    1. Mick

      Mick

      It's Troll. Get it?

  17. First, we charge the card....then, we blow it up!

  18. Solitary is an awesome and fucked-up show. If you haven't watched it, go to Hulu right now and watch all 4 seasons. NOW I SAY.

  19. I've been in the Danger Zone! East of the Pacific Ocean, West of London England, South of Mars, and North of Hell, YEAH.

  20. Purchased Neutral Milk Hotels awesome album "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea" last night on Vinyl. I have achieved Indy Rock Snob Nirvana

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    2. Herr Matzat

      Herr Matzat

      Dident they just kill all their indy cred by reuniting?

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      No. Jeff Mangum's touring, but they haven't reunited.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      He killed his own mystique, though.

  21. Has anyone here played Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit? I'm kinda curious about if it's any fun to play or not.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's worth a play, considering you can probably find it for like four bucks somewhere.

    3. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      Pretty much everything has already been said. Its a good game but at the end it gets a bit beyond borderline stupid. You'll get it so cheap now anyway so you might as well give it a whirl

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Necrophilia mini game FTW

  22. It's my birthday, and the president of Iceland is visiting the United States. COINCIDENCE?

  23. So on Thursday, the President of Iceland will be visiting my company. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Tell him to hire Kerry Katona again.

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Too bad it's not the mayor of Reykjavik, that guy is amazing.

    3. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      The e-mail that was sent out actually referred to Reykjavik as "Sister City of Seattle". I had no idea working for an engineering company based originally in Iceland would have me suddenly interacting with so much.....Icelandness.

  24. If I wanted to, I could walk to the store and buy Duke Nukem Forever. It's there, I can buy it. I still can't wrap my brain around that.

  25. I swear every time I see one of those "Ride The Ducks" Land/Water tour carboats, I want to jump on and punch everybody in the crotch.

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    2. Lint

      Lint

      huh..for a minute there I thought he was talking about the ones we have in Philly. I have the same reaction to those

    3. Mick

      Mick

      I thought he meant the ones in Branson, MO.

    4. Quom

      Quom

      I thought he had seen my sign at the duck pond. Worst venture ever.

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