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1. Secure the wrist
2. Break the finger
3. Break the wrist
4. Break the elbow
5. Break the jaw
6. Smash the groin
7. Break the nose
8. Break the knee
9. Break the ribs
10. Re-stomp the groin
11. Knee drop the pelvis
12. Kick the head
13. Stomp the head
14. Stomp the back of the neck
15. Re-stomp the groin
16. And exit out -
You gotta- shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock -
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced -
I know you hate Country
I know you love Ben Folds Five
I know everything about you
Except the only reason why
Communication lacks between
A different you and the same old me
I just wish that we could be again
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WE'RE ROCKIN THE SUBURBS
JUST LIKE QUIET RIOT DID
WE'RE ROCKIN THE SUBURBS
EXCEPT THAT THEY WERE TALENTED
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I know you
You think I don't but I do
I've been listening and I don't forget so I can do this
I can pass the test
You went to school in Chicago
Your mom's maiden name is Dupree
Your favorite actor is DeNiro
Your birthday's 03/08/83
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when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog -
With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape the land
Prime directive
Exterminate
The whole human race -
Don't you go disrepecting coconut water! Thats the nectar of the gods! From places that are mad spiritual! With cave paintings, and baking sun, and drum circles and heat stroke, and where you can swim with dolphins! DOLPHINS! MERMERMER! MERMERMER! MERMERMER! And communicate with them! Swim with them, and communicate with the dolphins! Dolphins are delivering babies you punk ass!
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Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our... friends. This is Dave Beeth-Oven, uh, Maxine of Arc, Herman the Kid, Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-cratz Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
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Go away Dewey, you don't want no part of this shit!
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Cane Dewey!
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I want some of that shit!
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He never once paid for dugs, NOT ONCE!
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Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!