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Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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Take the car, go to Wales, kill Phil and wait for all of this to blow over.
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Ahhh, the only Pegg film I like. Might watch that Black Books episode with him in it.
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Wow, someone else has seen Black Books?
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So, 2 years ago I made the Futurama Returns thread, with the subtitle of "Right now". Think a mod could rename it to something more fitting since its been back for 2 years now?
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Well...fair enough I suppose.
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thanks Kaney..your the bestest!
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Hell, I know it.
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Oh Edward Furlong...from blockbuster smash Terminator 2..to Syfy made for tv movie Arachnoquake. Want a good reason to stay away from heroine? Look him up..
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But if I stay away from heroine, how will I ever get off of the edge of this volcano?
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Bwahaha. This year he's in a movie with Corey Feldman.
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Eh, his only good performance I've seen was in American History X.
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grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about...beer
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Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
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Well, you know what I say? They FUCK you at the hospital! First they drug you, then they FUCK you! And when they're done FUCKING you, along comes the insurance company and FUCKS you some more! Ten dollars for a FUCKING aspirin...
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In fairness, if you only got health insurance on your ass, there's no reason for them to pay out for breaking your penis.
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They say it's suppository medicine but they only do it because you are gullible and for teh Lulz.
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Been on a vampire kick lately. Watched all 4 Underworld movies and 30 Days of Night..
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Considering what their "fame" probably amounted to, have any pieces of the Aggro-Crag from Nicks "GUTS" ever appeared on eBay?
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Ok..last nights Family Guy parody of Taken was pretty funny..
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I agree! Best Family Guy of the season.
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I haven't watched much Family Guy the last few years, i tohught it lost alot. But seeing the ads for this weeks episode, I decided to DVR it. Glad I did
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Yeah, you haven't been missing anything besides this episode and the hour long season premiere with the killer and everyone from Quahog getting invited to the mansion. That's the only other I would recommend.
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The ring came off my pudding can
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Eat shit, solve your own problems.
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You call your wife "pudding can"?
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Eat my penkinfe, my good man.
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No, I'm serious..this actually is a good song. Not just following the EWB meme...
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I was hoping for Cotton Eye Joe
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Why does it say "In your toast" repeatedly at the start?
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Either that or "Clean your toes".
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Broke my toe at work..hurts like a bitch. Worth going to the ER? Work will be payin the bill after all
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So...toes not broken but it is fractured. He said I should tape it to the other toe for some extra support. I don't have medical tape on hand..duct tape it is!
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Good to hear. Another option could be a rubber band
I'm sure that might be a LifeHack tip.
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Don't use a rubber band. You need blood flow to help it heal. Well that and to stop it dying and falling off. I don't know if duct tape will stay on with sweat in a sock. A bandaid or two bandaids stuck together might work it the duct tape doesn't just use the tape from your works first aide kit if you know where it is/they have one.
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Wuzzupy'all! Bill McNeal rockin' the mic again cold representin' Rocketfuel Malt Liquor. It's got the mad flavor that takes any situation to the next level... so when the partystarts bouncin' and the ladies start bumpin', tighten up your flow with Rocketfuel! Rocketfuel Malt Liquor... DAMN!!!
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Crizappy.
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Now we have "Man On A Ledge"..this follows the trend of movies being depicted in smaller environments. First was Die Hard..action movie in a skyscraper. Then we had Speed, actio movie in a bus. Phonebooth, action movie in a phone booth. Devil, a horror movie in an elevator. I'm waiting for "Milk Crate"..I can hear the trailer.."Colin Farrell is Jack McMillan..a man, standing on a milk crate, and thumb tacks are on the floor.."
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Buried would've been a better ending point for that. -.-
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"Hans, boobi, I'm your white knight."
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"Hans, boobi, I'm your white knight."
