Lint

"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst" -Garak

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Why is the rum always gone..

thanks C-mil..atleast one person knows lol

Happy Birthday Scotty..you're still missed

giantmicrobes.com Who would've thought some infectious and deadly diseases would be so adorable..

I said some words I never thought I'd actually say tonight at work. Some guy was in the store, wearing a mask like the Lone Ranger and a cape..I caught him as he was leaving, but my boss Jason comes into the store and says how the guy walked out and started yelling "I AM THE MASTER! I AM THE MASTER!" I looked at Jason and just said "so...who was that masked man?"

ok..just saw a headline on Yahoo.."Rapping toddler charms web". I've had a few beers and, at first, read it as "Raping toddler charms web" and was seriously freaked out

Home after a 14 hour day at work, only to have to go back out at 2:45am to dro more sandwiches off at Walmart...I"m tired as shit

Happy Nigel Tufnel day! Make sure you turn it up to 11

11/11/11 we all gonna die!

Mick! Where were you with the 2 minute warning!

Seriously, who are these "IT guys"? And why can't our IT guys get the board to stop crashing at 11pm

This is the lamest meme ever in EWB history..

Listening to Meat Loafs "Bat Out of Hell II" on Spotify...first cd I ever owned. I forgot how good this album was

She seems to have an invisible touch

ok..got my email saying "If you wish to continue as a donator, do nothing"...I did nothing. I'm not a donator anymore. I re-donated my 10 GBP..if ya'll are rippin me off..

yes...on Netflix now...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

WAtching the Kurt Angle movie End Game. Wow..this is bad..

if any of my fellow EWBers play Words With Friends, add me. My name is Lint.6 on there

I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS

I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?

Jerry Saggs was on Man Vs Food Nation tonight...it was the most entertaining I've ever found him to be..

After all these yyears, I still have no idea what Coheed and CAmbria is all about. Maybe I need to read more comics..