Lint

Any of ya'll on that Bluesky twitter clone?  Just made an account there

Da Dawg!

That was seriously an intense episode of California Dreams!

1. Secure the wrist
2. Break the finger
3. Break the wrist
4. Break the elbow
5. Break the jaw
6. Smash the groin
7. Break the nose
8. Break the knee
9. Break the ribs
10. Re-stomp the groin
11. Knee drop the pelvis
12. Kick the head
13. Stomp the head
14. Stomp the back of the neck
15. Re-stomp the groin
16. And exit out 

You gotta- shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock the body
Shock the body body
Shock

Melba Moore needs a hero

It's alright to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you

Wow that spambot is going crazy in The Ring...the entire first page will be its posts in a few minutes

And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

I know you hate Country
I know you love Ben Folds Five
I know everything about you
Except the only reason why
Communication lacks between
A different you and the same old me
I just wish that we could be again
 

when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog

With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape the land
Prime directive
Exterminate
The whole human race

Don't you go disrepecting coconut water! Thats the nectar of the gods! From places that are mad spiritual! With cave paintings, and baking sun, and drum circles and heat stroke, and where you can swim with dolphins! DOLPHINS! MERMERMER! MERMERMER! MERMERMER! And communicate with them! Swim with them, and communicate with the dolphins! Dolphins are delivering babies you punk ass!

oh man Daredevil is so awesome

Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our... friends. This is Dave Beeth-Oven, uh, Maxine of Arc, Herman the Kid, Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-cratz Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh, uh... Abraham Lincoln.

Knowing he's such a fan, has there ever been something like Weird Al Sousavic?

Anyone up for a CaH game?

I like how fast the board filled up after going offline...like we were all hitting F5 repeatedly

Though its cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Go away Dewey, you don't want no part of this shit!

No Hobo! Its not good enough! Do Basterds!

Husky Harris was "an army tank with a ferrari engine"..considering a M1 Abrams wouldn't move if it had a ferrari engine, thats surprisingly accurate..

Dear D-Wade, I don't watch basketball, whats everyone talking about? THanks. Love, Lint

Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!