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Fait Accompli

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  1. Never rub another man's rhubarb.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      There's another rooster in the hen house.

  2. Does Cartoon Network still show shows like Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Courage The Cowardly Dog? I wouldn't know since over the past few years, my only reason for watching Cartoon Network has been Adult Swim. It's one of two places where I can still find episodes of King of the Hill on TV.
  3. For anyone who has the Nick Toons channel, Rocko's Modern Life is about to come on in like 10 minutes - a 2 and a half hour block of it.
  4. I....DROPPED THE SCREW...IN THE TUNA!!

  5. Wanna know how hot it is outside? The USA Today's temperature map used bubble gum pink as one of the color indicators for hot: http://www.usatoday.com/weather/temppic/wtempusa.htm

  6. Easiest way to have your mood turn shitty on your birthday? Have the girl you like tell you that the chances of you two getting together are basically 0 until she deems it appropriate. Bull. Shit.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Wriggle furiously. It's the only way to get off that hook.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Did you smash her pasty anyway? Fuckin' man trap.

    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Anyone that thinks a relationship is "appropriate" when they deem it so just needs to be walked away from. If theres any way of getting someone to stop liking you, thats it. Sack up, walk away and enjoy your birthday not thinking of this woman again. Ever. Youll be a happier man for it. And bitches love happy men.

  7. So the MLB All-Star Game is tonight. Safe to say the actual game won't begin until about 8:45 at the earliest, yeah?

    1. sahyder1

      sahyder1

      First pitch last year was 8:50

    2. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      It's gonna get worse in October, that's for sure.

  8. I just saw the trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie...why does he make these movies? It's awful. Can't be real.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I hear the pay's decent.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Rob Schneider is..... A CARROT!

  9. This just in - June and July in Qatar is hot.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

  10. Dear Nancy Grace, stop trying to get the phrase "tot mom" over. It's not cute; you're trying too hard.

  11. It's been...one week since you looked at me. Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm sorry".

    1. The Third Dukes

      The Third Dukes

      Five days since I laughed at you and said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."

  12. Apparently, somebody gon' get they ass kicked. Then get they wig split.

  13. I said this on...I think Monday or Tuesday: LeBron has the ability to give you 30/8/8 every night but also kinda has the mentality of a serviceable bum. What I define a "serviceable bum" as is that guy - random ballplayer X. He's the guy who subs in for a starter, does exactly what that starter does for a few minutes, then gets taken out fora guy who does the exact same thing he and the starter can do. On any night, he can take the game over and leave his stamp on it but also when there are nights that call for him to, he'll get into that bum mode where he's got his head caught in the lights. His issue isn't mechanical - it's mental. Something happens in these moments that makes him just not let the talent take over. I heard something about Jason Terry really fucking with him when it came to trash talk and I heard more drama with the women in LeBron's life (this time his girlfriend and Rashad Lewis). Whatever the issue is, he needs to fix it this offseason or just do a better job of blocking out problems during high pressure situations.
  14. From what I gather, I think he means that hating on him and wanting him to fail and ultimately getting that A) shouldn't be your top priority in life and B) ultimately doesn't change whatever else happens in your life. That being said, I like LeBron, but until he can prove himself to be on the level of the guy he's compared to, he's the mentality of a serviceable bum with the ability to get you 32 every single night.
  15. I WANT MY REMATCH!!!!!

  16. Fait Accompli

    WWE '12

    Nothing worse than having to seeing X-Pac's ugly mug on a loading screen for up to like 4 minutes. Just to be told the ever-important news that Scotty Too Hotty had arrived, before going back to more loading screens. Or the even more important Michael Cole backstage interview with Essa Rios.
  17. Fait Accompli

    WWE '12

    Nothing worse than having to seeing X-Pac's ugly mug on a loading screen for up to like 4 minutes.
  18. Fait Accompli

    WWE '12

    I read somewhere that you'll be able to defend all titles anywhere in exhibition mode.
  19. Hilariously bad acting is hilariously bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkhQLGIxA-I

    1. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      The whole Winter/Angelina Love/Velvet Sky storyline is filled with awfulness.

  20. Fait Accompli

    WWE '12

    It appears as though they've finally broken away from the last gen. I read somewhere that WWE '12 isn't going to be available on PS2. And to that I say... Thank God. 2011 - the systems (XBox 360, PS3 and even Wii) are easier to get a hold of than they were when they first came out and for them to move away from PS2 is only gonna help.
  21. Slash = Santa/Easter Bunny. At least that's what I gathered.
  22. BRB - Jesus is at the door, and he don't look too happy.

  23. Man, I'd love to be getting paid $1,193,248.20 for the next 25 years.

    1. sabx13

      sabx13

      I'd be happy with half of that

  24. I think you missed the memo. This is LeBron James. Everyone is required to hate everything he does. Yeah, I must've missed it; my inbox was a little full that day.
  25. Hey, I got no problem with them celebrating how they did. Baseball teams pop champagne when they win the wildcard.
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