Fait Accompli
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Wanna know how hot it is outside? The USA Today's temperature map used bubble gum pink as one of the color indicators for hot: http://www.usatoday.com/weather/temppic/wtempusa.htm
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Easiest way to have your mood turn shitty on your birthday? Have the girl you like tell you that the chances of you two getting together are basically 0 until she deems it appropriate. Bull. Shit.
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Wriggle furiously. It's the only way to get off that hook.
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Did you smash her pasty anyway? Fuckin' man trap.
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Anyone that thinks a relationship is "appropriate" when they deem it so just needs to be walked away from. If theres any way of getting someone to stop liking you, thats it. Sack up, walk away and enjoy your birthday not thinking of this woman again. Ever. Youll be a happier man for it. And bitches love happy men.
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So the MLB All-Star Game is tonight. Safe to say the actual game won't begin until about 8:45 at the earliest, yeah?
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I just saw the trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie...why does he make these movies? It's awful. Can't be real.
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Dear Nancy Grace, stop trying to get the phrase "tot mom" over. It's not cute; you're trying too hard.
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Mmmmm tater tots.
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P.S. Nancy: just go away forever.
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Who?
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Hilariously bad acting is hilariously bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkhQLGIxA-I