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Brentford 2 vs. 1 Fulham (Sat 3pm) Burnley 1 vs. 3 Newcastle (Sat 3pm) Sheff Utd 0 vs. 2 Nottm Forest (Sat 3pm) Chelsea 1 vs. 1 West Ham (Sun 2pm) Liverpool 3 vs. 1 Tottenham (Sun 4.30pm, Sky)

TMNT Mutant Mayhem was lovely. Silly, funny, good story, great soundtrack and score (was actually amazed when I saw Reznor and Ross on the credits, they do proper films...). More of that.

I'm just glad he torpedoed any chance of him getting Webb's job on the way out. Gladiators have their man.

Tauriainen is so Master League it's untrue. Chelsea are massive cheats.

I think it should revolve constantly. Like that spiky thing in Flash Gordon.

Still very woolly on details, if the East Stand can't be expanded it'll only be the Gallowgate and there's plenty of space for building work there. Brilliant news though.

Spending cap rather than wage cap, so transfers and agents fees included. Both Manc clubs and Villa voted against. Don't think it's really worth saying much more until details are ironed out, it feels a good idea in terms of making a competitive fairer league, but that's the exact reason why I'm very dubious.

It looked a bit awkward but I don't think it was anywhere near as bad as that Arsenal v Bayern thing. He does point for advantage but doesn't seem to see Areola had collided with the post, from a Laws of the Game perspective it's fine for him to blow up to stop for the injury. From a pure sportsmanship perspective it would have been ludicrous to allow a goal if Gakpo puts it in. Messy but just one of those things, injuries and drop balls are a complete disaster these days.

Better that than the now ridiculous Dan Ashworth transfer saga.

This worries me as I watched the first last week and found it painfully dull. A five year old could write "then they went here and picked someone up" five times, and having so many characters with absolutely zero character is almost impressive. I presume all the non exposition stuff is in the 4 hour director's cut.

West Ham 1 vs. 3 Liverpool (Sat 12.30pm, TNT) Fulham 1 vs. 2 Crystal Palace (Sat 3pm) Wolves 0 vs. 1 Luton (Sat 3pm) Aston Villa 3 vs. 1 Chelsea (Sat 8pm, TNT) Tottenham 1 vs. 1 Arsenal (Sun 2pm, Sky)

The only person you could sack him for that would have any impact on this season would be Pep.

Give it to Spearing til the end of the season. Fuck off VAR, what's Will Hughes doing with his arm other than blatantly impeding Longstaff.

It looks absurd and hopefully brilliant. Now going to try and avoid any further trailers as I want as many surprises as possible.