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  1. Lineker

    ''Fans of notorious US hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse have been officially classified as a gang. A new FBI document has categorised the Juggalos as a "loosely-organised hybrid gang," citing the group's violence, criminal activity and "gang-like behaviour".'

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/nov/01/juggalos-classified-as-gang-fbi?INTCMP=SRCH
    2. Colly

      Colly

      I would better classify them as cunts.

  2. Lineker

    it's weird getting a drunk phone call at this hour and it not being Ollie :/

    1. probablyoliver

      probablyoliver

      I was totally drunk and calling people at 2:49 this morning. Why didn't I call you?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Clearly the line was already engaged.

  3. Lineker

    Joey Barton is arguing on Twitter with t' Mirror. Good stuff.

    1. Pesci

      Pesci

      * Joe Barton >_>

    2. Benji

      Benji

      * Mr Joseph Park, Esq.

  4. Lineker

    #JusticeForAdam

    1. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      West?

    2. Adam

      Adam

      I have been seeking justice for many, many years.

  5. Lineker

    good luck Mr. and Mrs. Hammy!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Did the sprog drop?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Imminently, if his Facebook status' are anything to judge by <_<

  6. Lineker

    Raw worth watching?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      If you like the idea of Ryback trashing your house then yes.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      If you like the idea of Ryback trashing your house then yes.

  7. Lineker

    I like my yolks runny, on two slices of buttered white toast.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Did someone say they wanted toast?

  8. Lineker

    finally, the frigging golf is over. Now real sport can resume.

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      YES!

  9. Lineker

    Reminder: posting Wrestlemania spoilers in status updates (or anywhere for that matter) will be dealt with very seriously.

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Challenge accepted.

  10. Lineker

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ

  11. Lineker

    All Secret Santa participants should check their PM's!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I tried but he was too busy doing unsavory things with a pig.

  12. Lineker

    SIGN UP FOR SECRET SANTA IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY! http://www.ewbattleground.com/topic/96287-ewb-secret-santa-v/ 

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      NO U

  13. Lineker

    AN ELECTRIC EEL CAGE

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      ELECTRIC EEL ORCHESTRA

  14. Lineker

    Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge it is!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Damn, was holding out for Jason Alexander Cambridge :(

  15. Lineker

    Mo Farah has set a new British 1500m record of 3.28.81, breaking Steve Cram's previous best from 28 years ago. What a feat!

    1. livid

      livid

      More like: what a feet!

  16. Lineker

    Michael Winner has died :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Calm down, dear.

  17. Lineker

    DISCO FEVER

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Jews can't disco

  18. Lineker

    boring night shift. Amuse me, EWB jesters!

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      this was amusing!

  19. Lineker

    you know what's better than these arguments? Mini-eggs.

    1. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      No. Mini-waffles. <_<

  20. Lineker

    Arn Anderson chat night in the IRC chat room before UFC 142. If you're not in there, then you need to give yourself a spinebuster on the back.

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Arn is a beast.

  21. Lineker

    Christmas Message #472, EWB!!

    1. Ace

      Ace

      ARM-BAR?!?!

  22. Lineker

    I hope that Andy Gray did indeed TIKABOO on his way out. Only way to go.

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Or screaming "OH YOU BEAUTY!" to every female Sky employee he encounters on his way out the door...

  23. Lineker

    To Dare is To Do

    1. lanky316

      lanky316

      COYS, another glory night at the Lane to enjoy!

  24. Lineker

    missing sleep.

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      Go find it!

  25. Lineker

    rooting on the Faroes!

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      They're winning!

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