Gazz

Give me boats and dragons, or I'll lock you in a vault!

Britney Spheres

May the third be with you...

For half the price of a donatorship, you could have outbid Ellis on a naked photo of me. I still don't think he's fully recovered from it...

RUBY RUBY RUBY!

Get your wallets out, the most sought after item in EWB history is up for auction next!

Why don't we use the board's inbuilt chatroom for Raw chats?

Obi Wan Enoby

Pentagon. Remember that? Good. You have a decision to make...

2013: The year of the Dazzler

Henceforth, Rich shall be known as 'Two Poops' Harris.

On 02.01.13, Robbo, Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon will return to put an end to the EWB Uhura and it shall be the end of the world as you know it...

Is it too late to sacrifice HeadCheese to appease the EWB Gods?

Someone hold me...

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This status will get LUKEWARM heat.

Screw Hobo! http://www.synchtube.com/r/GazzP

Ellis is no longer raw, he is getting spit roasted as we speak...

If Ollie is the Randy Savage, does that make Lukie 'Prick Prude'?

If Ollie is the Randy Savage, does that Lukie 'Prick Prude'?

I ball to such a level that people who have sexual intercourse with their mothers want to impose financial sanctions upon me.

I don't get it, Prince William has fathered a child without conquering anywhere, TEOL has lied to me.

I also blame TEOL, he is a complete shit.

handles press conferences in a calm fashion but can frequently be assertive.