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  1. NIHON!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Every second you let pass before you copyright that name you are pissing money away.

  2. 1000 COMMENTS OR THE BABY DOESN'T GET A FREE HEART TRANSPLANT!

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    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      I don't think the baby is getting the free heart transplant guys.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      What if the baby doesn't need the transplant?

    4. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      What if I hate babies?

  3. Go read the Pentagon. Everything's coming up Milhouse.

  4. I'm Gazz, that's my name My love for Football Manager borders on lame But that won't stop me breaking Lineker's back and making him humble On Sunday when we do the Wrestlerock Rumble

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Don't be silly now.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Your cadence makes baby Shakespeare weep.

    3. T.J.

      T.J.

      Eh, not awful. Work out your syllables a bit and you'll be on your way.

  5. Beware the hoodie menace.

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      They better not spit at my car!

  6. WWJJD?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      What would Jermain Jenas do?!

    3. HC

      HC

      He'd steal Kurt Angle's wife.

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      What Would Jonah Jameson do? Probably chomp a cigar and yell at Peter Parker, I would think.

  7. FOUND: eFed, black and white, blue collar and a nametag saying 'Kittles'

    1. Dan
    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      DOES HE RESPOND TO ROLEPLAY FOR WRESTLING?

  8. TONIGHT! LIVE ON PPV! THE ICONIC LEGEND VERSUS THE LEGENDARY ICON!

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      GET READY FOR ACTION ACTION ACTION!

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Will there be balls out?

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Well I don't see any chance of them being in.

  9. Keep reading Matt's name as 'BALLS OUT', I think I'm turning into Quom.

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    2. Adam

      Adam

      Yep it's "balls out". I take it none of you are going to Nickelback's arena tour in October then? <_<

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Not if balls are going to be out.

    4. Benji
  10. I do not talk, I am just a rapper

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I'm the rapper, he's the DJ.

    2. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      I'm a role model, I am not those other guys.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      Gazz: Forever stomping on those niggas like a Whack-a-mole with no hands.

  11. How do I change my name to Brick Shuttlecock?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      The same way I change my name to Shit Brucklecock.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Through the proper legal channels?

  12. Is that Lemmy?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Is Lemmy the black one? Or the white one?

    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      I swear this said Lenny when I read it earlier.

  13. Hulk Hogan sextape? Dear sweet Christ...

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    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      It could be worse. It could've been an Uncle Elmer sex tape.

    3. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      "TMZ can tell you that the unidentified brunette woman in the grainy video is neither his ex-wife Linda Bollea or his current wife, Jennifer McDaniel."

      I'm just going to have to assume it's Dixie Carter.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      It's Melina because 'lol, slut'.

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